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DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« on: July 22, 2009, 08:48:25 PM »
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.....blah, blah, blah, bitch about shortage of moonbats in the news media blah, blah....

Now I thought maybe we had fought the battle half way up the hill, when I'm waiting in line at a clothing store yesterday and then the middle aged woman in front of me asked the young college aged clerk why she was sweating and the girl answered that it's been too hot and it's probably global warming. The woman said there was no such thing. Well, I shouldn't have but I did, and I said that there is global warming. Islands are sinking in the Pacific and glaciers are melting world wide. She said I sounded like Al Gore. I really got mad then and said, it's because of ignorant people like you that Al Gore wasn't President for eight years instead of George Bush. Imagine not having two wars, trillions of dollars in debt, Katrina and there would have been no 9-11 because Al Gore would have taken intelligence seriously. The woman left quickly with her packages. It was my turn at the counter and I said to the clerk, I've noticed the difference even here. We don't have the rainy seasons like we used to. By then I realized that everyone had stopped talking and was listening to me. So I paid and left before I was asked to. LOL!

So today, I go to work and get involved in a conversation with my boss about birthers. I said something to him about no one objecting to John McCain being born in Panama where there might have been an issue, however, small, but to claim Obama isn't a citizen even though he was born in Hawaii was ridiculous. Then my mostly liberal, although not very politically astute boss (he gets most of his information from me) suddenly comes up with this nonsense that he doesn't trust Obama because he's Muslim. I said excuse me you voted for him and he did. He said that's before he knew he was Muslim. I replied that he isn't Muslim but Christian. But he has a Muslim family and they taught him the Koran. I said, his white, Christian grandparents raised him. But he insisted that he had studied the Koran and I said so what? Maybe he wanted to know about his heritage. You are Jewish and study the Torah because you want to know your heritage. He then got very silent because he couldn't answer me, but it occurred to me that he is listening to some crap on the radio because he started advertising on the radio and those talk show people are still pushing that meme.

Blah, blah, turn off Fox News blah, blah...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6125716

She needs to tighten it up a little, way too wordy. But give her credit. In one post she slams Fox, spins a global warming bouncy, speaks truth to power, and then whips out a bouncy to defend the Kenyan attending a jihadi school. Impressive.

A political rant and two baldfaced lies. For a DUmmy, that's covering a lot of ground in one post!
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 09:02:46 PM »
Cleita makes bobolink look sane some days.  Looks like she unpacked every moonbat talking point for the last ten years and crammed it into one neat little story.  I wonder if they ever get tired of repeating the same shit over and over?

Is it global warming when Al Gore's home town breaks a 130-year cold record in the middle of July?  It hasn't made it above 90 degrees here for nearly a month. 
« Last Edit: July 22, 2009, 09:07:29 PM by Chris »
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 09:37:21 PM »
No responses.  Even the primitives are in awe of the bounce in that story.

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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 09:39:21 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on July 22, 2009, 09:37:21 PM
No responses.  Even the primitives are in awe of the bounce in that story.

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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 11:31:19 PM »
1/2 bong
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2009, 05:41:06 AM »
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You are Jewish and study the Torah because you want to know your heritage. He then got very silent because he couldn't answer me....

He got very silent, because he was trying to decide whether to fire you on the spot, or wait a week and come up with a lame excuse to show you the door. Good move there DUmmy.
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2009, 07:34:10 AM »
Good grief, that was LAME.
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2009, 07:37:15 AM »
Quote from: Flame on July 23, 2009, 07:34:10 AM
Good grief, that was LAME.

This is very confusing, about the cleeta primitive.

The cleeta primitive allegedly has a job, but at the same time, a couple of months ago, the cleeta primitive admitted her last memories of Lost Angeles were from 1941.

If the cleeta primitive's last memories of Lost Angeles were from 1941, surely the cleeta primitive's pushing her upper 70s now.
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2009, 08:33:03 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 23, 2009, 07:37:15 AM
This is very confusing, about the cleeta primitive.

The cleeta primitive allegedly has a job, but at the same time, a couple of months ago, the cleeta primitive admitted her last memories of Lost Angeles were from 1941.

If the cleeta primitive's last memories of Lost Angeles were from 1941, surely the cleeta primitive's pushing her upper 70s now.

Perhaps the cleeta primitive was talking about the movie "1941"

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tKW267490D8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tKW267490D8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2009, 08:44:07 AM »
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Cleita  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-22-09 06:59 PM
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...

Islands are sinking in the Pacific and glaciers are melting world wide. She said I sounded like Al Gore. I really got mad then and said, it's because of ignorant people like you that Al Gore wasn't President for eight years instead of George Bush. Imagine not having two wars, trillions of dollars in debt, Katrina and there would have been no 9-11 because Al Gore would have taken intelligence seriously.

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This is funny stuff right here.

All Hail the Great almighty Gore (Pee Be Upon Him)
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2009, 09:06:38 AM »
If Al Gore was president, that would have prevented Hurricane Katrina from forming? 

Can't these people place their stories in settings other than checkout lines?  Oh, that's right.  Original thinking is quite beyond them.   
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2009, 09:12:32 AM »
I would love to have somebody start harassing a clerk in front of me  :evillaugh:
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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2009, 11:43:33 AM »
I think it started badly. Clerks just don't burst forth with political opinions while ringing someone up. She might have said something like, "Yeah it sure is hot." Just wouldn't happen. Especially if there are other customers waiting. But she forgot all the quote marks that signal her photographic memory. I'd love to be in a store with one of these people. Just to bait them, record it on my phone and upload it to youtube. Oh, and if she's the main one who educates her job she isn't doing a very good job if he's getting information outside of the hive. I'd like to see her in a conversation with your average, informed person.

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Re: DUmmy Cleita Turns A Slick 6-4-3 Bouncy Double Play
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2009, 12:00:46 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on July 23, 2009, 08:44:07 AM
This is funny stuff right here.

All Hail the Great almighty Gore (Pee Be Upon Him)

AW, HELL, ALGORE  (Piss be upon him)   :rotf:
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