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Offline NHSparky

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« on: July 22, 2009, 08:12:48 PM »
C'mon, you know you want to...

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Re: FAIL
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2009, 09:25:29 AM »
It could have been worse.

"Our tans make you so dark, you could be elected president."
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 11:42:18 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 23, 2009, 09:25:29 AM
It could have been worse.

"Our tans make you so dark, you could be elected president
....because appearance is all that matters."
Fixxored.
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2009, 03:36:20 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 23, 2009, 09:25:29 AM
It could have been worse.

"Our tans make you so dark, that brains don't matter"

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Re: FAIL
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 05:10:38 PM »













^^^my personal favorite.
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Offline The Village Idiot

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Re: FAIL
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 10:51:24 PM »
lol, those are all funny....

that little girl is going to have issues
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2009, 06:32:22 AM »
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Offline NHSparky

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Re: FAIL
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2009, 08:31:34 AM »
Wayne, how many times have I told you not to mow the lawn with your Britney Spears ass-huggers on?
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2009, 08:02:38 AM »
  If I kept my T shirt on would it be ok then??? :-)
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2009, 09:18:41 PM »
Quote from: Wayne on July 26, 2009, 08:02:38 AM
  If I kept my T shirt on would it be ok then??? :-)
Yeah, if it reaches your knees.
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2009, 11:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Wayne on July 25, 2009, 06:32:22 AM


OMG, I literally screamed in horror.   :o

It needed a  :spork: warning. I could've gone into labor!  :-)
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2009, 11:34:32 PM »
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2009, 12:20:46 PM »




 :lmao:
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2009, 07:28:30 PM »

It's a little difficult to read, but its worth it.
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2009, 07:40:01 PM »
:rofl: what did she mean by "OTHER *****?" is she blessed with two?
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2009, 07:45:24 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 23, 2009, 07:40:01 PM
:rofl: what did she mean by "OTHER *****?" is she blessed with two?
I have no idea. 

Congratulations Tracy, you're famous on the internet.
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Offline USA4ME

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Re: FAIL
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2009, 07:56:30 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 23, 2009, 07:40:01 PM
:rofl: what did she mean by "OTHER *****?" is she blessed with two?

Maybe she has a cat that puts out.

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Re: FAIL
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2009, 10:12:25 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on August 23, 2009, 07:56:30 PM
Maybe she has a cat that puts out.

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Yeah! That's it! That's the ticket.

Methinks her encounter with Michael was just a wee bit stinky at one point. Or maybe two points.
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2009, 10:17:04 PM »
The "love-cave" reference was a little creepy.  How big does it have to get before you start referring to it as a cave?
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Offline NHSparky

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Re: FAIL
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2009, 11:29:34 AM »
It's fake.  Someone hacked her FB page.
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2009, 11:40:29 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 24, 2009, 11:29:34 AM
It's fake.  Someone hacked her FB page.
Awww!  That's no fun!
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2009, 12:20:07 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 24, 2009, 11:29:34 AM
It's fake.  Someone hacked her FB page.

How do you know?  Maybe that's her excuse after getting caught.
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Offline NHSparky

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Re: FAIL
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2009, 12:53:12 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on August 24, 2009, 12:20:07 PM
How do you know?  Maybe that's her excuse after getting caught.

OP is "58 minutes ago", first reply "59 minutes ago"?

Also, check the comments at Failblog.org for this post.

ETA: Also check out THIS.  Looks like the boys at 4Chan are at it again.
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2009, 01:59:17 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 24, 2009, 12:53:12 PM
OP is "58 minutes ago", first reply "59 minutes ago"?

Also, check the comments at Failblog.org for this post.

ETA: Also check out THIS.  Looks like the boys at 4Chan are at it again.

Linky is deady.   :yawn:

Edit: Oh, there it is.  Dunno why it was broken before.

No hate against Christians there.  Nope.
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Re: FAIL
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2009, 09:00:03 PM »
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