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Offline thundley4

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Drunk man got two hammered
« on: July 22, 2009, 04:10:25 PM »
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A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum.
These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools.

The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain.
OMG !!!!

Pictures at the link for brave souls.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Drunk man got two hammered
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 10:18:12 AM »
One night I drank a six pack of beer, a bottle of wine and a 1.75liter bottle of absolut, and I still wasn't drunk enough to be that ****ing stupid
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Re: Drunk man got two hammered
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 11:10:02 AM »
I don't wanna know where he put the nails.

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Re: Drunk man got two hammered
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 11:44:39 AM »
Regular hot water would've done the trick. Moron.
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Re: Drunk man got two hammered
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2009, 05:22:17 AM »
This is a good example of National health care. 

The only way he could get relief was to do something so drastic he could not be turned away.

There is a site on the web that lists and shows ex-rays of patients that had accidentally sat on a carrot or light bulb, interesting.
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Re: Drunk man got two hammered
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2009, 07:06:07 AM »
Are you:

1) Angry Drunk


2) Sloppy Drunk


3) Handy Drunk
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