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DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« on: July 21, 2009, 10:38:52 PM »
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my first semester schedule is set and i know where i'm living
 
now i only wish august 25th would come sooner!

all my classes are film classes except one writing course and my general education course - political theory(surprise, surprise)


NYU.. here I come
 
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If you've seen the little butterball's work, you know the kind of talent she's got.
She'd better hope that 0bamacare will include free food and lodging for all.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2009, 10:55:40 PM »
I am still trying to find someone who is called a spanish-surnamed American..... its part of my Business Communications Course.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2009, 10:59:56 PM »
Quote from: FGL on July 21, 2009, 10:55:40 PM
I am still trying to find someone who is called a spanish-surnamed American..... its part of my Business Communications Course.

For the heck of it, I looked it up.  I found an article comparing neo-natal mortality rates between Spanish Surnamed infants and "anglos"  :lmao:

The article is from 1982
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 05:58:31 AM »
Is Ava hot yet?  :evillaugh:
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 06:03:53 AM »
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 06:13:02 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2009, 10:38:52 PM
 
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If you've seen the little butterball's work, you know the kind of talent she's got.
She'd better hope that 0bamacare will include free food and lodging for all.

With that degree I'm sure she'll find long-term employment in the custodial or fast-food sectors of our Oconomy.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 06:23:50 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 22, 2009, 06:13:02 AM
With that degree I'm sure she'll find long-term employment in the custodial or fast-food sectors of our Oconomy.

Either that or at some ad agency that produces Lib/Dem commercials.


Especialy since the Dems love to reward failure.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 07:58:33 AM »
So, her first semester in college, and she's not taking a single academic type class?  Go figure!
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2009, 10:58:31 AM »
Quote from: crockspot on July 22, 2009, 05:58:31 AM
Is Ava hot yet?  :evillaugh:

Nope, nope, nope.

She still lacks her chin, her mouth receding into her neck.

Deformities like this, even if it's only the person who has it who notices it, can cause a great deal of psychological harm, and if they can be corrected, they should be.

When the hefty heifer was a little infant, and still covered by such things, her mother should've had it corrected.  However, it's possible her mother had subconscious feelings of jealousy for the daughter, and kept her this way so the infant would grow up shallow, unhappy, warped, and selfish.

It is glaringly significant that of all the girls in her family, only the hefty heifer was home-schooled, all the others going to regular schools.  One senses this was because the chinless wonder was--unfortunately, tragically--teased, harassed, and bullied by other children.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2009, 11:19:23 AM »
Quote from: crockspot on July 22, 2009, 05:58:31 AM
Is Ava hot yet?  :evillaugh:

The latest DUmp photo thread, although cluttered with snapshots of anonymous DUmmies that no one wants to see, does include recent shots of the little porker, along with the ebullient DUmmy Mythsaje, and Coach Lou Holtz...er, I mean, DUmmy CaliforniaPeggy.

The hotness of DUmmy Li'l Ava would depend, I think, on the number of months one has just spent in the Intenational Space Station with a crew of Bulgarian men. The over/under on that would be about four.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2009, 11:22:49 AM »
Uh, make that EIGHT months, GOBUCKS.  And that's only if the Bulgarian men didn't bathe and had gas.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2009, 11:37:42 AM »
Is it just me, or does she look a little like that skank Janeane Garrafalo?
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2009, 11:51:59 AM »
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...the little butterball...

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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2009, 11:56:29 AM »
4 years from now......"I have just graduated with honors and can't find a job. It's all that evil "*"s fault."
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2009, 11:56:41 AM »
Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2009, 12:16:16 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on July 22, 2009, 11:56:41 AM
Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?

"She" is quite scary.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2009, 12:17:25 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on July 22, 2009, 11:56:41 AM
Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?
I was wondering the same thing. Skins really should block her ability to do that, simply to keep the property values up.

As for Ava, I guess I don't think she's quite as hideous as the rest of you do. Don't get me wrong, I don't find her attractive by any stretch. She's just kinda cute in that Shar-Pei puppy kind of way.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2009, 12:18:13 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on July 22, 2009, 11:56:41 AM
Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?
DUmmy stevenumbers, who, I believe, may be our own Vestanumbers' brother, would hit that.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2009, 12:18:56 PM »
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100. Me and my boy


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What ever you say dude.  
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2009, 12:26:01 PM »
I see she is going to NYU in New York. I somehow get a feeling she is going to be a professional victim and make false crime reports, like she did before in 2006.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2009, 12:46:02 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on July 22, 2009, 05:58:31 AM
Is Ava hot yet?  :evillaugh:

IIRC not a bad figure unless she has porked out a lot lately.  Unfortunately, topped by a face that would provoke lust only in a male bullfrog.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2009, 04:44:42 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 22, 2009, 12:46:02 PM
IIRC not a bad figure unless she has porked out a lot lately.  Unfortunately, topped by a face that would provoke lust only in a male bullfrog.

Ah, that's why God made burlap sacks with mouth holes cut in them.  :-)

Looking through that picture thread linked above, there are actually a few porkables: EndersDame, Sultana, Mutley, and BackToBlue would all require less than a six pack's worth of beer goggles. Much better spork to pork ratio than most of the picture threads I've seen lately.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2009, 05:12:26 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on July 22, 2009, 04:44:42 PM
Ah, that's why God made burlap sacks with mouth holes cut in them.  :-)

Looking through that picture thread linked above, there are actually a few porkables: EndersDame, Sultana, Mutley, and BackToBlue would all require less than a six pack's worth of beer goggles. Much better spork to pork ratio than most of the picture threads I've seen lately.

I don't believe I'd told any of THAT!

Makes one sound desperate....
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2009, 06:01:46 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on July 22, 2009, 05:12:26 PM
I don't believe I'd told any of THAT!

Makes one sound desperate....

Trust me, compared to the quality/looks of available women in NYC, poor Lil Ava will get rejected by her vibrator inside six months.
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Re: DUmmy Li'l Ava On Her Way To A Useless Degree
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2009, 06:25:42 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 22, 2009, 06:01:46 PM
Trust me, compared to the quality/looks of available women in NYC, poor Lil Ava will get rejected by her vibrator inside six months.

Only if she lets it meet other women.  Which is not impossible at all.
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