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Offline Gratiot

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Cannibal Seeks Love
« on: July 20, 2009, 08:33:30 PM »
Quote from: Paul Tatnell, NEWS.com.au
An Indonesian cannibal is seeking love, promising his people-eating days are over.

Sumanto, currently residing in rural Central Java, was jailed after he dug up an old woman's body for a "cheap and tasty meal".

"She was delicious," he told AFP from his room at a Muslim mental rehabilitation centre in rural Central Java.

"I love meat... all types of meat as long as it's cooked. But I don't eat people anymore."

But after a lengthy stint in prison, the former farmer now longs for the taste of love.

"What is love? How can I describe it when I've never experienced it, never tasted it?"

News.com.au

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Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 10:04:50 PM »
I have a comment but your thread would immediately get punted to the Short Bus.
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Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2009, 09:49:32 AM »
What is his DU name?

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Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 11:59:42 AM »
I have a comment but your thread would immediately get punted to the Short Bus.

Then I'll say it...puts a whole new slant on the line, "I'd like to eat you."
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Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 12:00:58 PM »
Finger lickin' good?

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Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 01:25:40 PM »
I'm sure that anyone that's interested will realize that it will cost them an arm and a leg.