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Offline The Village Idiot

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4 years at DU ans one question....
« on: July 19, 2009, 07:23:35 AM »
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I like being a member of DU cuz it fascinating to people watch here. 9 sexes instead of two, a whole host of mental problems and even at least one person who thinks it is another species altogether. Not counting the furries of course. I really appreciate the years I have been coming to this, the most remarkable, of websites on this internet. I cannot believe that it doesn't have an audience of millions, it well sure does deserve it.

This website has given me years and years worth of enjoyment and pleasure, you know how they say laughter makes you live longer? Well, I might just live to a hundred and fifty. DU is better than any show on television, you could never script something as unscriptable as DU and expect anyone in Hollywood to believe it was real. No, I am afraid that nothing can come as close to pure entertainment and pure joy factor that I get here, its gotta be good for my heart to laugh as much as Santa Clause.

The problem is, and the reason for this particular scribbling, is that a troubling question as arisen inside my mind. Its really been bothering me over the past few months. I have been wary of admitting that I have such fears and qualms believing myself one of the fearless breed. I really do not want to make a fuss. Its simply a nominal query from a long time, loyal member of DU. Before I ask though let me recount some of the best times I have had, although not nearly a full accounting.


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The question is... Are you people serious? I thought this was the greatest parody site on Earth for the last 4 years or so and you people are for real? I find that insane. How can you expect me to believe that all of you are as crazy as this crap?

Just kidding!!!!!!!! I made it up.
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Offline franksolich

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Re: 4 years at DU ans one question....
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2009, 07:49:48 AM »
Damn, you're good, sir.

Admirable.
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Re: 4 years at DU ans one question....
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2009, 05:23:44 PM »
Damn that is good. I'm betting the alert buttons going to melt over this one.
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Re: 4 years at DU ans one question....
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 04:05:21 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on July 19, 2009, 05:23:44 PM
Damn that is good. I'm betting the alert buttons going to melt over this one.

 Nah, I don't go over there unless they mention me by name
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