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Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« on: July 18, 2009, 09:41:54 AM »


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090718/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_wienermobile_wreck

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One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.


How can you stay away long with material like this? Funny, I never picture asdf's home as red :-)

Wiener stuck in a garage? :lmao: This stuff just writes itself :-)


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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 07:10:46 PM »
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thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home.

Wait a minute, how old was she?  I thought this only happened with senior citizens at the DMV, Quiky Marts and crowded farmer's markets?

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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2009, 07:45:55 PM »
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thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home.


Wait a minute, how old was she?  I thought this only happened with senior citizens at the DMV, Quiky Marts and crowded farmer's markets?

The forward and backward motion of the gigantic high powered Wisconsin Wiener is hard for some amateur women to handle at first.

:-)




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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2009, 08:06:07 PM »


The forward and backward motion of the gigantic high powered Wisconsin Wiener is hard for some amateur women to handle at first.

:-)

Where's Schadie when she's needed?

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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2009, 08:10:10 PM »


The forward and backward motion of the gigantic high powered Wisconsin Wiener is hard for some amateur women to handle at first.

:-)
oh my  :rotf:
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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2009, 08:34:41 PM »
It hit the house at just the right angle.  :innocent:

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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2009, 10:14:57 PM »


The forward and backward motion of the gigantic high powered Wisconsin Wiener is hard for some amateur women to handle at first.

:-)

Dammit!  Where's that Hi5 button when you need it?!?!   :rotf:
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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2009, 11:21:53 PM »
(How the story would have read if it were posted in the Short Bus)

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Penetrating deep into the home, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile moved back and forth, trying to extract itself. The timbers of the house frame audibly groaned at the pressure and strain of the gigantic Wisconsin wiener. The house shuddered, and the pipes bent and broke with a great gush, as the Wienermobile finally backed out of a sticky situation.

"We came too late, the basement's flooded. Who knows what will come out out of this..." emergency workers said.



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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2009, 08:56:57 AM »
Oh. My. God!  :lmao:



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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 11:25:54 AM »


The forward and backward motion of the gigantic high powered Wisconsin Wiener is hard for some amateur women to handle at first.

:-)
:rotf: I'd Hi 5 that if we still had it.



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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2009, 11:49:45 AM »
Alright, who has the measurements for the Wienermobile? Some women just can't handle the big rigs.
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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2009, 04:24:27 PM »

Alright, who has the measurements for the Wienermobile? Some women just can't handle the big rigs.

Well it's 15.8 feet long.

But if a guy is driving it he will round that up to 18 feet even.




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Re: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin home
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2009, 09:12:32 PM »
I certainly don't relish this situation.
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