DUmmy NightWatcher is one of those starry-eyed optimists, an irrepressible, glass-half-full, can-do type of person who springs out of bed every morning with enthusiasm and a spirit of eager anticipation to meet each day's opportunities. As you read his posts, you can almost feel the big smile spread across his friendly, open face.
NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-17-09 06:34 PM
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Be Born, Give Away Your Labor, Buy Plastic Shit On Credit, Eat Fast Food, Get Fat, and ****ing Die
What's this nonsense about Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness?
**** you and your Justice, Domestic Tranquility, General Welfare, and Blessings of Liberty.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6090955&mesg_id=6090955Immediately, a Lousy Freeper Troll tries to spoil the mood, and gets slapped down:
dolphindance (38 posts) Fri Jul-17-09 06:39 PM
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4. All except for the first and last are choices for YOU to make.
Your life is what you make of it. Depend on the government for general services and security. The rest is up to you.
abumbyanyothername (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-17-09 06:45 PM
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16. Welcome to DU
enjoy your stay.
DUmmy musette_sf tries to re-establish the mood which was so rudely interrupted by the troll:
musette_sf (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-17-09 07:00 PM
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20. choke on your bootstraps n/t
Dirty, smelly wino bobbolink, who every day in real life shits in other peoples' doorways, chimes in:
bobbolink (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-17-09 08:11 PM
Response to Reply #20
36. Thank you. I really appreciate that!
A DUmmy noob grabs some DUmp cred:
GoCubsGo (455 posts) Fri Jul-17-09 07:28 PM
31. You said it!
I'm getting really sick of dolphindunce and his/her ilk and their "you did this to yourself" mentality. Most of them were born on third base and think they hit a home run because the batter drove them home with a sacrifice fly. And, as many of us here can attest, going to school, getting college degrees, and working one's butt off doesn't guarantee that life will turn out peachy-keen for you. Shit happens. I pity these blamers if and when it happens to them.
MercutioATC (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-17-09 06:41 PM
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8. I thought you were talking about the average American's goals.
...because that's what most Americans do, with or without this (or any other) legislation.
conspirator (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-17-09 07:01 PM
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21. Buy plastic shit with plastic cards. That's pretty much it nt
MineralMan (1000+ posts) Fri Jul-17-09 07:52 PM
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33. Well...this thread dredged up some winners, for sure.
Megadittoes, DUmmy MineralMan, megadittoes.