sparkling husband primitive's wife puts something odd in his food again

[franksolich]

http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6080597

One wonders if the sparkling husband primitive has a great big life insurance policy or something, and the sparkling husband primitive's wife is getting tired of waiting to collect on it.

The sparkling husband primitive the last several weeks has been lighting bonfires on Skins's island in a rather jagged, erratic matter, suggestive of abrupt chemical changes in his organic matter.

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-16-09 11:18 AM
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Grassley, you demagogic mother****er ......

..... you say that if we get this health care bill, the "problem" is that everyone will opt into it, leaving the insurance companies out of it.

That is bad ...... why?

If everyone opts into it, isn't that because they see it as a BETTER plan?

**** you, you right wing tool.

And learn how to talk. You annoy the shit out of me.

Oh, I dunno.  Out here, next door to Iowa, Grassley's considered a left wing tool.

As long as he keeps that (R), he's okay, but he's no conservative.

izquierdista (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-16-09 11:25 AM
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2. Wait a few minutes

This is the scene where the robot can't process conflicting statements, so the smoke starts to come out of its ears.

"If it's a better plan, then everyone will opt into it, but it can't be better because government IS the problem, so any government plan is worse than private insurance, but then no one would opt for it....does not compute...error....error...error...Daisy, daisy,..."

CanonRay (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-16-09 11:29 AM
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3. What pissed me off was him spouting the usual lies about the Canadian system.

The people there love it.

Uh-huh.  I bet they love it.

After which the primitives gibble-gabble about Canada.

And then the finale:

OneBlueSky  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-17-09 02:35 PM
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15. ever notice that some of the lowest forms of pond scum reside . . . in the U.S. Senate and the House of Representatives? . . . must be something about these institutions that attracts the dregs of society to their august chambers . . . and the ones who aren't lowlifes when they arrive (with few exceptions) generally don't waste much time finding their way to the inner sanctums of power -- otherwise known as our National Shithouse . . .

Yeah.  Barney Frank comes to mind, and then there's a whole slew of others.

[Chris_]

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-16-09 11:18 AM
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Grassley, you demagogic mother****er ......

..... you say that if we get this health care bill, the "problem" is that everyone will opt into it, leaving the insurance companies out of it.

That is bad ...... why?

If everyone opts into it, isn't that because they see it as a BETTER plan?

**** you, you right wing tool.

And learn how to talk. You annoy the shit out of me.

Stinky the ASSClown (God, what a perfect moniker for a DUmbass), first; your's and Sen. Grassley's presumption that "everyone will opt into it" is false.  Even if I am the only one, I will NOT be opting into gummint health care, even if gummint health care is mandated from on high by Big Brotha hisself.  I'll resort to witch doctors, Indian shamans and leeches and bloodletting, before I will allow that kind of control over whether I live or die into the hands of the gummint.

Second; geezus go take a ****ing bath before I open up a fire hose on you.  You make me sick, DUmbass.

[The Village Idiot]

The fact that nobody will be allowed by law to buy a new private individual policy won't be mentioned. the government will be winning a fair competition to the DUmmies

[LC EFA]

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-16-09 11:18 AM
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...

And learn how to talk. You annoy the shit out of me.

Beautiful.

They have a wonderful sense of irony.

[JohnnyReb]

Tell his old lady to sweeten his coffee with anti-freeze. It'll mellow him out...... eventually.

[franksolich]

Tell his old lady to sweeten his coffee with anti-freeze. It'll mellow him out...... eventually.

Well, it's been apparent for several weeks now, that the sparkling husband primitive's wife has been slipping something into his food and drink.

I'm trying to figure out which poison it is, that makes the victim jaggedly erratic and hyper, just before he croaks.

I'll bet the sparkling husband primitive has a really big life insurance policy.

[miskie]

Well, it's been apparent for several weeks now, that the sparkling husband primitive's wife has been slipping something into his food and drink.

I'm trying to figure out which poison it is, that makes the victim jaggedly erratic and hyper, just before he croaks.

I'll bet the sparkling husband primitive has a really big life insurance policy.

I think he has come to the realization that he has pissed his life away and is now regretting it.

It's like he is a panicked traveler, who is racing to catch a plane that is already in the sky. He drives erratically, nearly injures or kills himself and others even though he knows that catching a flight that was scheduled to leave two hours earlier is impossible.

Then he stomps on the brakes, finds a bar and drinks himself into a stupor - blaming everyone but himself until sweet unconsciousness takes over. Its only a matter of time before it all happens again. We know it, and so does he.

[franksolich]

I think he has come to the realization that he has pissed his life away and is now regretting it.

The sparkling husband primitive is in his early 60s, and did have a heart attack some years ago, from which, of course thankfully, he recovered.

But he really needs to lose about 40 pounds; his amateurish attempts at trying to be Continental or a bon vivant or a gourmand are hurting him.

The sparkling husband primitive served well and honorably in the U.S. Navy during the mid-1960s, and for his service there, of course we're grateful.

But since getting out of the Navy, it doesn't appear the sparkling husband primitive's done much, really, with his life, other than consuming the principal--not just the interest, but the principal--of all that his parents left him.

It's all very sad.

This is why I suspect that the sparkling husband primitive, like the mountain man primitive (the "ThomWV" primitive) is so frantic, so desperate, so sweatingly desirous of "free medical care for all."

Part of the hippie legacy of the 1960s, where no one thought they would ever grow old.  Well, they've grown old, and now they want anything, everything, just to merely keep them alive.

Such is the dark, dread, dire fear of those who refuse to acknowledge God.

[lastparker]

his amateurish attempts at trying to be Continental or a bon vivant

I just got a vision of Christopher Walken on Saturday night live........ "Sham-pan-ya"

Ah. Good times.  Thanks frank!

[crockspot]

CanonRay (1000+ posts)      Thu Jul-16-09 11:29 AM
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3. What pissed me off was him spouting the usual lies about the Canadian system.

The people there love it.

Uh, no they don't.

But they convince themselves that they are better off than Americans because they buy the common lie up there that in the US, you will be turned away from an emergency room if you don't have insurance, or a big was of cash in your pocket. It's very telling that wealthy Canadians who need a simple routine procedure will drive down to the US and pay for it, rather than waiting six months to two years to get it free* in Canada.

*Free meaning paid for through the nose in taxes.

[USA4ME]

People leaving the insurance companies for gov't care will leave a lot of people unemployeed.  Primitives have some immature notion that all or most of those currently employed will find the same work doing it for the government, or that the jobs they were do were leeches and should be eliminated anyway.  Congressmen know that's not the case, regardless of how they vote on it.  The case to be made is to convince enough in congress to place a bunch of people in the unemployment line when they can vote you out of office in a year.  They're crooks, but they want to stay in office.

.

[Tantal]

If this POS legislation passes, all of our best and brightest medical students are going to end up doing boob-jobs and tummy tucks where they know they'll get paid....and paid up-front. With higher stress and lower pay, the dregs will be the ones performing neurosurgery and cardiac bypasses.

Also, if the DUmmies think we have a nursing shortage now, just wait until the pay gets lowered about 30% as a 'cost cutting measure'. People won't go to nursing school anymore. The nurses currently working will either retire or find another carreer. Mrs. Tantal will probably leave her position as a RN specializing in high-risk obstetrics to go work for a plastic surgeon that'll pay her what her education and the free market says she should make.

Stupid DUmmies. They just never can consider the unintended consequences of what they're wishing for.

[BlueStateSaint]

If this POS legislation passes, all of our best and brightest medical students are going to end up doing boob-jobs and tummy tucks where they know they'll get paid....and paid up-front. With higher stress and lower pay, the dregs will be the ones performing neurosurgery and cardiac bypasses.

Also, if the DUmmies think we have a nursing shortage now, just wait until the pay gets lowered about 30% as a 'cost cutting measure'. People won't go to nursing school anymore. The nurses currently working will either retire or find another carreer. Mrs. Tantal will probably leave her position as a RN specializing in high-risk obstetrics to go work for a plastic surgeon that'll pay her what her education and the free market says she should make.

Stupid DUmmies. They just never can consider the unintended consequences of what they're wishing for.

I had to go to my chiropractor Wednesday.  He told me that if Obamedicine goes through, he's either going to go to cash up front, or close up shop.