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Well there's always CG. That way you'd only have to have people do the voices.

You, my dear madam, would be excellent caricaturizing the Rita Hayworth primitive, the "Tangerine LaBamba" primitive.

It would be a chore for Crazy Horse, on the payroll as make-up director for the female roles, to age you circa 40 years, but I have confidence in Crazy Horse.
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I've always been partial to Ladyhawke myself, if ever a more ungrateful person walked the planet I haven't met them.

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I haven't thought about the late red round one
You could not possibly do the DUmp justice without the Andy Scam.
It was the single biggest event in the DUmp's history.
Lots of female parts there - Doug's ex-wife, flyarm, Miss Waverly, the dust bunnies.
There may be a problem getting anyone here to assume the role of termite, though.

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I've always been partial to Ladyhawke myself, if ever a more ungrateful person walked the planet I haven't met them.

The squawking primitive would be played by her complete opposite, jtyangel here.

I suspect jtyangel would do great, parodying the squawking primitive--although again, this add more pillow expense, because the size of the squawking primitive.

The pillow expenses are starting to become of great concern to me.
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Lots of female parts there - Doug's ex-wife, flyarm, Miss Waverly, the dust bunnies.

Oh God, more pillow expenses again.

One wishes there were a thin Primitive of Prominence--there's only two so far, Pedro Picasso and my fellow alum Skins.

And Crazy Horse himself already has a big job ahead for him, desperately trying to make decent and civilized women actors sag.  That's going to take some doing, but again, I must assert my utter confidence in Crazy Horse.
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You could not possibly do the DUmp justice without the Andy Scam.
It was the single biggest event in the DUmp's history.
Lots of female parts there - Doug's ex-wife, flyarm, Miss Waverly, the dust bunnies.
There may be a problem getting anyone here to assume the role of termite, though.

Oh gawd yes! Frankly, I think the whole Andyscam debacle would make an excellent musical comedy (except perhaps the death part, but Will's adventure to and from the funeral service was a tad entertaining). Flyarm who's husband works for some baseball dude who was supposedly pulling strings so Andy could get into JH and who used to "serenade" the donation threads by posting song lyrics.

Miss Waverley the rabid pro abortion one who stopped looking for dust bunnies under the bed long enough to use her psychic powers to find Andy's check on the mail room clerks desk. She's absolutely vicious about that abortion stuff, though. Thinks the proper response of any woman who's had a blob of tissue removed from her womb is to plop down from the table and say "well that sucked" (I don't think she understood the irony there). It was on a thread where Skins was bragging that he'd taken someone to and from the abortion clinic.

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I've decided Carl's to play the role of Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, the "Cyrano" primitive.

Again, another example where someone the complete opposite of the primitive, can do a stellar job lampooning the primitive.

And thankfully, since both Carl and Oscar Wilde are thin, no pillow expense.

However, it would probably cost some bucks for Schadenfreude, in charge of make-up for the male actors, to construct a good honker on Carl.

By the way, I know some might think the topic silly, but it's Friday evening, and I'm leaving this "stickied" only until tomorrow night, after the Powerball numbers are drawn, after which I'll "unsticky" it and let it sink.
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I'm thinking about TxRadioGuy, who fully well deserves a role, and a good-paying role, in the production.

I thought about having him play the mike_c primitive, but that would necessitate Schadenfreude, in charge of make-up for the men, cutting off about 6" of his legs and then putting the two ends together, to make TxRadioGuy look short, like the mike_c primitive.

So that's a no-go.

Wrapping people in pillows so as to make them look as large as the primitives, is one thing, but actual surgical truncation is another thing altogether, and we can't have that.
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You could do a choreographed dance number featuring all the morbidly obese primitives in their borrowed electric supermarket scooters whining abut how bad life was under Bush.
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Okay, okay, I have it now.

TxRadioGuy would be superlative playing his exact opposite, the sparkling husband primitive.

Some, but reasonably minimal pillow expense, no new honker needed, no height alterations.  Considerable ageing needed, but I'm sure Schadenfreude could do that in her sleep.

I'm hoping Freeper and miskie don't put Fat Che and the gigantic primitive, the "SystematicChaos" primitive, into the script, or screen-play, or that if they do, Paul Heinzman cuts them out.

Having Fat Che and the gigantic primitive in the show would drive pillow costs through the roof.
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I hear ChuckJ may or may not be a portly fellow.  We could always use him as a stand-in.
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Oh gawd yes! Frankly, I think the whole Andyscam debacle would make an excellent musical comedy.....

By the way, madam, I noticed today while wandering around Skins's island that the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive, the "goodboy" primitive, has moved.

He's still in Ohio, but now living somewhere near Wheeling, West Virginia, instead of in Columbus.  I dunno what's there, but that's what the sensitive lad said today while standing around a bonfire with other primitives.

After thinking about it, I don't think the sensitive lad would fit into this production, for two reasons.  Number one, because of his foul language, the production would probably be banned.  Number two, I'm not aware of anyone short here, who could realistically portray the sensitive lad.

If in fact there's a midget or a dwarf a member here, yeah, the sensitive lad could be written into it, and at least there wouldn't be any pillow expenses.
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You could not possibly do the DUmp justice without the Andy Scam.
It was the single biggest event in the DUmp's history.
Lots of female parts there - Doug's ex-wife, flyarm, Miss Waverly, the dust bunnies.
There may be a problem getting anyone here to assume the role of termite, though.

The late round one should be cast as a disembodied spirit that spooks the dummies into doing its bidding - a ' volcano god ' of sorts .. Or more like the giant projected Wizard of Oz..  I don't think anything more than a voice and a shadow would be necessary.

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After thinking about it, I don't think the sensitive lad would fit into this production, for two reasons.  Number one, because of his foul language, the production would probably be banned.  Number two, I'm not aware of anyone short here, who could realistically portray the sensitive lad.

If in fact there's a midget or a dwarf a member here, yeah, the sensitive lad could be written into it, and at least there wouldn't be any pillow expenses.

Thats fairly easy - a good pair of kneepads and shoes modified to fit on the knees - as Mel Brooks did when he played Yogurt in the movie Spaceballs.


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Number two, I'm not aware of anyone short here, who could realistically portray the sensitive lad.

Does anyone have Asher's contact info?

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Okay, it's been a rough day healthwise, and so I'm going to hit the sack.

But before, here's the staff as it now stands; a paid staff, remember:

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P-J Comix, overall director
Freeper, creative writer
miskie, creative writer
Paul Heinzman, editor
Servonaut, titles and one-liners
Defiant6, set design and construction
Schadenfreude, in charge of make-up for male actors
Crazy Horse, in charge of make-up for female actors

Now, just because none of these people above would appear on stage or in front of a camera, doesn't make them unimportant; they're all actually very important.

Thor as Chief S itting Bull (no pillow expense)
Chris as the Bostonian Drunkard (moderate pillow expense)
DixieBelle as Doug's ex-wife (moderately heavy pillow expense)
FGL as the subway cat (heavy pillow expense)
Carl as Oscar Wilde (no pillow expense)
jtyangel as the squawking primitive (heavy pillow expense)
TxRadioGuy as the sparkling husband primitive (moderate pillow expense)
Delilah as the Rita Hayworth primitive (no pillow expense)
franksolich as Pedro Picasso (no pillow expense)
BadCat as Pedro Picasso's voice (no pillow expense)
mamacags as the bitter old cali primitive (mild pillow expense)
RobJohnson or Rebel as my fellow alum Skins (no pillow expense)
JohnnyReb as the mountain man primitive (moderately heavy pillow expense)
Ree as the NanceGreggs idiot (moderately heavy pillow expense)

Which primitive Celtic Rose is to play, is not decided yet.

FGL is probably going to be the highest-paid, a king's ransom almost, because of the especially difficult role he would have to play.

But I'm not sure which is going to be the most expensive; FGL's wages, or the pillow expenses involved with making decent and civilized people seem as large as the primitives they portray.  Both are going to be considerable.

See you all tomorrow.
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In my current state, I think the pillow expense would be minor.  I've put some weight on since I stopped walking eight miles a day -- I'd like to start again, but I'm afraid of getting shot in this neighborhood.

Hope you're okay... didn't realize you were under the weather.
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as long as I get to play an evil guy, I'm happy.
Philosoraptor?  Or IanDB1.  Probably the two most evil people at the DUmp.  That nnnhole guy, "Don" tries, but fails.
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Philosoraptor?  Or IanDB1.  Probably the two most evil people at the DUmp.  That nnnhole guy, "Don" tries, but fails.

I was thinking more like the evil bald assassin dude in the background who has a change of heart after getting order to kill all the top CC brass, falls in love with all the girls the conservative girls all fall in love with him and it ends up in a 'hugh' orgy scene...


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Good luck finding anything like that at the DUmp. :evillaugh:
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Someone's got to play TominTib.

You are, sir.

Remember, an exact opposite of a peson can mimic that person better.

And dutch508 does indeed get the role of the phalloscraping primitive.

Flame by the way is in charge of choreography.
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