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Offline bijou

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Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
« on: July 15, 2009, 02:17:16 PM »
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GAZA CITY (AFP) — Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday.
"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.
"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.
The Islamist movement that has run the densely populated and impoverished Palestinian territory for the past two years said it has detained members of a gang that helped to bring in the products.
"They admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services," he said. ...

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Not the v14gra gum!11!!11!ELEVENTY!  :ohnoes:
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Re: Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 02:29:01 PM »
Why the hell would the Israelis want more of them to fire rockets at them..........if anything went in the gum, I would suggest cyanide......

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Re: Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 02:32:08 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on July 15, 2009, 02:29:01 PM
Why the hell would the Isrealies want more of them to fire rockets at them..........if anything went in the gum, I would suggest cyanide......

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You seem to have spotted a flaw in this lunatic conspiracy theory.   :lmao:
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Re: Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 02:37:35 PM »
Salt peter?  Yes.  Aphrodisiac?  Homey don't think so!
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Re: Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 02:49:00 PM »
The Palestinians and non-Jewish Israelis (Mainly Arabs/Palestinians, mostly Muslim but some Christian) are outbreeding them now in a demographic time bomb.  Unless they have been getting secret strategic advice from the Obama administration's expert planners, it's impossible to see why they would go down that road.
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Re: Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 02:51:32 PM »
Quote from: StantheTaxMan on July 15, 2009, 02:37:35 PM
Salt peter?  Yes.  Aphrodisiac?  Homey don't think so!

I knew the Israelites would save us old folk,

Good by Viagra hello Rabbi, is this stuff Kosher.?

These guys will take over the world, with this drug and they are giving it out FREE to MUSLIMS ?

No fair, I will convert to the faith of Islam for a couple pounds of that stuff.-----I think my 87 year old mother has put in an order for 6 ounces.
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Re: Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 02:54:43 PM »
This is just excuse making by the Hamas for the raging hormones of normal teenagers.  :hammer:
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Re: Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 02:57:41 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 15, 2009, 02:54:43 PM
This is just excuse making by the Hamas for the raging hormones of normal teenagers.  :hammer:

No WONDER they're lobbing bombs into Israel  They're all "hyped-up" on hormones........ ::)
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