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Offline Chris_

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Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested
« on: July 13, 2009, 12:02:38 PM »
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Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested

(AP)  Police arrested a man suspected of stealing duck calls from a vehicle. Authorities said a 40-year-old man was booked Wednesday with burglary of a motor vehicle, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

In an arrest affidavit, police said a burglary victim saw the man near his truck right after it was burglarized.

Officers found the suspect and discovered a crack pipe in his right shoe, shotgun shells and the two missing duck calls.

Would this be considered fowl play? 

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Re: Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 12:03:54 PM »
I hope he is sent a bill for all the trouble he has caused.
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Re: Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 12:13:46 PM »
Quote from: bijou on July 13, 2009, 12:03:54 PM
I hope he is sent a bill for all the trouble he has caused.
I'm sure this story will be all over the web before long.   :-)
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Re: Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 01:24:06 PM »
These puns always quack me up.
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Re: Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 01:28:14 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 13, 2009, 01:24:06 PM
These puns always quack me up.
We do tend to egg each other on.
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Re: Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 01:36:18 PM »
Not that it would have mallard much if there were no ducks to call.
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Re: Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 02:00:06 PM »
He was caught cold. He won't be ducking these charges.
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Re: Man Suspected Of Stealing Duck Calls Arrested
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 02:02:56 PM »
This quack got plucked.
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