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A sleigh full of confidence, a sack full of ..... fraud?
« on: February 22, 2008, 10:55:32 PM »
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-02-22-enzyte-fraud_N.htm

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Enzyte founder guilty of fraud



CINCINNATI (AP) — A federal court jury has found the owner of a company that sells "male enhancement" tablets and other herbal supplements guilty of bank fraud and money laundering.
Steve Warshak is founder and president of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, distributor of Enzyte and a number of products alleged to boost energy, manage weight, reduce memory loss and aid restful sleep.

Television ads for Enzyte feature "Smiling Bob," a goofy, grinning man whose life gets much better after he uses the product.

Warshak could face more than 20 years in prison and his company could have to forfeit tens of millions of dollars following the verdict on Friday.






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Re: A sleigh full of confidence, a sack full of ..... fraud?
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 10:57:23 PM »
Damn, and just when I was able to throw my Johnson over my shoulder....

Oh wait--I always was.  Let me just sit here and lick my wounds...on my eyebrows....
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Re: A sleigh full of confidence, a sack full of ..... fraud?
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 10:59:24 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 22, 2008, 10:57:23 PM
Let me just sit here and lick my wounds...on my eyebrows....

 :lmao:
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Re: A sleigh full of confidence, a sack full of ..... fraud?
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 10:59:48 PM »
I saw those commercials. They usually air them after 10 at night.
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Re: A sleigh full of confidence, a sack full of ..... fraud?
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2008, 07:14:02 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 22, 2008, 10:57:23 PM
Damn, and just when I was able to throw my Johnson over my shoulder....

Oh wait--I always was.  Let me just sit here and lick my wounds...on my eyebrows....

While you'r licking, just be careful to keep in mind which shoulder was involved in the first part so you don't catch Teh Gay.

 :2muchgay:
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