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Offline Chris

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Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« on: July 11, 2009, 01:47:43 PM »
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A woman who stabbed her lover in the back when she caught him with his trousers down is to marry him - after being spared jail for the attack.

Candy Lyons is set to wed Robert Goldthorpe - despite plunging a carving knife into him when she caught him with his trousers down with her best friend.

Goldthorpe always maintained he was not cheating on Lyons - but merely showing off an old gardening injury on his upper thigh caused by a hedge trimmer.

Lyons, a 38-year-old mother-of-two with no previous convictions, was handed a suspended one-year jail term after she had admitted wounding Goldthorpe.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=vn20090711135820132C266722
"An old gardening injury" :lmao:
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Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 01:52:11 PM »
How stupid can a person be?  He would have had a new gardening injury had I found him with my best friend. :hammer:
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Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 04:40:00 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on July 11, 2009, 01:52:11 PM
How stupid can a person be?  He would have had a new gardening injury had I found him with my best friend. :hammer:
I guess he really go the point.  :rimshot:
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Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2009, 05:26:32 PM »
He must have one heck of a bush if he has to use a hedge trimmer.
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Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2009, 07:13:55 PM »
Why would HE marry HER???????   :mental:
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Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2009, 08:31:50 PM »
Clearly, it was a big misunderstanding. That'll learn him.  :-)
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Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2009, 08:33:10 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on July 11, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
Clearly, it was a big misunderstanding. That'll learn him.  :-)
Keep your gardening injuries to yourself?
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Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2009, 08:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris on July 11, 2009, 08:33:10 PM
Keep your gardening injuries to yourself?

Yep.  :rotf:
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Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2009, 05:43:20 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 11, 2009, 05:26:32 PM
He must have one heck of a bush if he has to use a hedge trimmer.
He better stay away from the weed wacker.
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