Hugh Hefner sued by a hat (insane person letter)

[mamacags]

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0709_hugh_hefner.pdf

Excerpt...
Yes, sir I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He's been after me since I was a baby. Along with a pedifile organization here in L.A. When I was bout 5 yrs. Old He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I'm a hat everyone in the world here's my thought's, a good way to establish peace. So I thought and I said you'd better let go of my hand. And so I braced myself again the wall and eventually he let go I ran into my parents room and told my adopted mother in which she replied it was probably your adopted dad.

The Gotti man had my husband eat his ***** cause he's a morphidite. I know you don't ask what is a morphodite, my dad my adopted dad told us kids what one of them are. That means my ex isn't here in the upper story, if you get what I mean. (much much much more at link)




All together.... WHAT'S HER DU NAME!?!??!

[Lord Undies]

if you get what I mean.

Well, no.  My mama didn't spike my bottles with acid.

[JohnnyReb]

She was probably a breast feed baby....it was momma that was spiked with acid.