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Offline bijou

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Palin Whacked Jacko Conspiracy Theory
« on: July 09, 2009, 03:38:11 PM »
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Gov. Sarah Palin had something to do with the death of pop star Michael Jackson. That's an interesting theory proclaims radio host and Jackson eulogizer opportunist Rev. Al Sharpton.

Our friend Brian Maloney at Radio Equalizer has the story. Embedded at right is the audio of the program in question. I've pasted Maloney's transcript below: ...
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Do read the transcript. It is mad. 
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Re: Palin Whacked Jacko Conspiracy Theory
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 03:43:05 PM »
While I won't believe for a minute that Palin would have had anything to do with MJ's death, I might be convinced that some other politician(s) might have. The reason being is that it was far too close to the House voting on the immensely expensive Cap & Trade bill. People were engulfed in MJ's death while the House passed that massive abortion of a "bill". Instead of writing their congress critter, they were tuned to the tube.
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Re: Palin Whacked Jacko Conspiracy Theory
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 03:48:21 PM »
Palin is one amazing woman!  "Hey, let's find a 50 year old washed up former-pop-star-turned-pedophile and arrange a little moose hunt on him.  The public will go nuts and be distracted for a week, you betcha sure."
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Re: Palin Whacked Jacko Conspiracy Theory
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 03:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 09, 2009, 03:48:21 PM
Palin is one amazing woman!  "Hey, let's find a 50 year old washed up former-pop-star-turned-pedophile and arrange a little moose hunt on him.  The public will go nuts and be distracted for a week, you betcha sure."

I grew up in the Pacific Northwest, and I heard stories about the Alaskan Mafia that would kink yer curlies, fer sure.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Palin Whacked Jacko Conspiracy Theory
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 03:54:27 PM »
Just damn.
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Re: Palin Whacked Jacko Conspiracy Theory
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 07:58:36 PM »
If Bush and Rove can steer Katrina into New Orleans, detonate nuclear devices to cause the Indian Ocean tsunami, and sink Atlantis, then sure it's possible that Palin killed Michael Jackson. I also heard that she owns a vacation resort at R'lyeh and is the one responsible for the Tunguska incident.
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Re: Palin Whacked Jacko Conspiracy Theory
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2009, 09:09:11 AM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on July 09, 2009, 07:58:36 PM
If Bush and Rove can steer Katrina into New Orleans, detonate nuclear devices to cause the Indian Ocean tsunami, and sink Atlantis, then sure it's possible that Palin killed Michael Jackson. I also heard that she owns a vacation resort at R'lyeh and is the one responsible for the Tunguska incident.

Tunesmith already demonstrated that that was due to the hyperspace monsters.

And a cookie goes to the one who can unravel that snarl of mental connections.
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Re: Palin Whacked Jacko Conspiracy Theory
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2009, 10:52:41 AM »
Quote from: EastFacingNorth on July 10, 2009, 09:09:11 AM
Tunesmith already demonstrated that that was due to the hyperspace monsters.

And a cookie goes to the one who can unravel that snarl of mental connections.

Really, the Lovecraft reference is the only part of it that is even a bit obscure.

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