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Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« on: July 08, 2009, 11:06:41 AM »
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World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos
A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 11:11:16 AM »
Why was this not on ESPN?
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 02:00:29 PM »
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She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.



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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 02:21:41 PM »
I wonder how far she could "shoot" a ping pong ball.   :popcorn:
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2009, 04:25:32 PM »
I'll bet she's got a Darth Vader-esque death grip....... :evillaugh:
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 04:38:39 AM »
I may have to actually thank you for NOT posting any pictures.
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 08:44:03 AM »
Quote from: 9outof10 on July 09, 2009, 04:38:39 AM
I may have to actually thank you for NOT posting any pictures.



More pictures Here .
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 10:26:18 AM »
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A Russian woman has set a new world record in the competitive world of vagina lifting by raising 14kg using her ... hmmm ... well you know.

Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been in training for 15 years and has finally won the bragging rights after lifting a 14kg glass ball.

This topic is quite frankly too weird and icky for us to attempt to explain so we'll leave it to Tatiata to tell you in her own words. ...

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Click the link to find out how to do it. I expect there are a lot of women in Russia beavering away trying to break this record.
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 11:20:37 AM »
OMG! I'm peeing my pants! I guess I need to do some "lady gripping". :rofl: There's even video goodness on youtube :-)
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 11:24:18 AM »
Already covered in the Shortbus folks.
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 11:35:46 AM »
Someone's been doing her Kegels.  :-)
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 11:40:18 AM »
Quote from: djones520 on July 09, 2009, 11:24:18 AM
Already covered in the Shortbus folks.

I thought it might be a little much to post this here, but leave it to one of the ladies to do it.  :rotf:
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2009, 12:41:23 PM »
That's one strong vagina!  :lmao:
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2009, 02:35:39 PM »
I don't know, if I was a guy it might be kind of scary, like having a lubricated python wrapped around your penis.

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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 03:57:20 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on July 09, 2009, 02:35:39 PM
I don't know, if I was a guy it might be kind of scary, like having a lubricated python wrapped around your penis.

Cindie

Uh-huh.  What I was thinkin' was "man, she could rip yer junk OFF!"  :nutkick:
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 03:59:08 PM »
I was thinkin' more like an Oreck vacuum cleaner.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 04:47:54 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 09, 2009, 08:44:03 AM


More pictures Here .

Again, many thanks. Nothing like a woman that can, as it was put, "rip your junk off."

I like my junk right where it is at, thank you.
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 06:33:20 PM »
That ain't nothing.....I've seen uglier women pickup 200+ pound guys at bars.
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 10:05:02 PM »
I once saw a lady in Tijuana who could pick up a silver dollar and drop change.
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2009, 10:05:02 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 09, 2009, 10:05:02 PM
I once saw a lady in Tijuana who could pick up a silver dollar and drop change.


She probably gave it to the donkey?
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Re: Russian lifts 14kg with vagina, sets record
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2009, 11:44:29 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on July 10, 2009, 10:05:02 AM

She probably gave it to the donkey?

Oh the stories I've heard about the woman and the donkey in Tijuana......makes me so glad I've never been there......back in the day it would have been a must see.
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