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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« on: July 03, 2009, 10:39:45 AM »
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MEXICO CITY —  Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.
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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2009, 11:00:52 AM »
And all they wanted was a little nooky.
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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2009, 05:37:02 PM »
They weren't fake prostitutes. The difference between a hooker and a stripper is that the stripper dances around first...
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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2009, 05:42:31 PM »
Talk about a story title that says it all...
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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2009, 06:20:17 PM »
I'm officially nominating this for "Greatest Story Headling of the Year"!!!!    :lmao:
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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2009, 08:20:19 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on July 03, 2009, 11:00:52 AM
And all they wanted was a little nooky.

Been looking for a little nooky for 50 years ..........still ain't found a little one.
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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2009, 11:36:30 AM »
Quote from: Gratiot on July 03, 2009, 06:20:17 PM
I'm officially nominating this for "Greatest Story Headling of the Year"!!!!    :lmao:

It's gonna take quite a while to top this one.

I took it as quite a bragging point when one of my BNN stories was mistaken for real news...I wonder if I posted this at BNN unedited would it be mistaken for absurdist parody?
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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2009, 07:13:45 PM »
I hear they were saving their money to move to America and become small businessmen.
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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2009, 10:10:46 AM »
I second the nomination. :rotf:


The puns however...................................
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Re: Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2009, 10:24:59 AM »
Little People call for FCC to ban "midget"

Y'all are being insensensitive to those that are vertically challenged.
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