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Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« on: June 29, 2009, 01:32:21 PM »
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-29-09 12:51 PM
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I am planning a romantic evening for hubby tonight
 I am going to fix him a nice dinner,

break out the good dishes

put on soft music

wear something sexy

and...

when he gets home, he will think he has walked into the wrong house


since we have had a teen and a friend staying with us for the last 3 years...we havn't had time to do this

but...

teen moved out

friend/bum in jail

it is just the two of us for a change


soooooooooooo


I am taking us back to our beginning


I can not wait till 6 pm hehe
 

 :puke: :puke: :puke:


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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 01:37:39 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886977

A beam pic of the soon to be object of a drunkard affection.
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 01:45:23 PM »
Why on earth would anyone post crap like this on the internet? :mental:
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 01:54:10 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 29, 2009, 01:45:23 PM
Why on earth would anyone post crap like this on the internet? :mental:

In the 2nd link, it was a chance to show off the cruise ship pic.

No wonder her husband drinks.
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 01:59:01 PM »
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 02:14:46 PM »
I don't believe that pic's are allowed. Links are fine.
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 02:14:57 PM »
'Way too much information.  Still, I wish them well in a general as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-see-it sense.
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 02:54:18 PM »
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wear something sexy

To borrow a phrase from college, "They don't make enough beer....."

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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2009, 02:55:58 PM »
She triple-spaced that wholly-unnecessary post in order to get as much attention as possible. 
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2009, 02:57:30 PM »
Oh that just gives me the fuzzies...think I'll put on something sexy for the wife...when she gets home from work I'll have it all hot and ready for her.... Nothing says I love you like a good steak.....huh? Now to find something to go with the steaks.....lobster maybe......shrimp.....I guess a baked tater and salad will have to do.
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2009, 03:26:21 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on June 29, 2009, 01:59:01 PM
Same hubby she wanted to divorce ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7539459


Wasn't last year's cruise was the final test ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7554690


The drunk hubby ?

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7615463


Yes I'm going to hell.   :rotf:

Mr. Greenbriar, you have my sympathy.  RUN !!!!

When you went DUmpster diving, you shoud have looked at the threads where she cooked a big dinner, only having to eat alone.  :-)
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2009, 03:52:30 PM »
The thought of going home to something like that is one reason people work double shifts, and then get drunk before going home.
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 04:19:14 PM »
that is just wayyyyyyy to much information...... :o

at least she posted pics of her clothed and walking....instead of semi-nekkid and boinking.....
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2009, 04:32:22 PM »
If there was ever a case of TMI, this is it. 

Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2009, 04:44:31 PM »
Thanks for the heads up.  I called my broker to go all in on Bacardi today. :-)
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2009, 04:59:27 PM »
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I can not wait till 6 pm hehe

This from the OP.

Hey y'all. it's 6 o'clock. Let your imagination run wild. :evillaugh:

Edit to add:

Wait a minute. It's not 6 o'clock in the land of Oz.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2009, 05:03:28 PM by Tucker13 »
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2009, 05:07:47 PM »
Geez, I really can't wait for her to come back & post on how the "date" went.... :whatever:

I'm sure she'll run right to the computer and let all of DUmmyland know. :mental:
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2009, 05:19:50 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 29, 2009, 05:07:47 PM
Geez, I really can't wait for her to come back & post on how the "date" went.... :whatever:

I'm sure she'll run right to the computer and let all of DUmmyland know. :mental:

Maybe she won't wait until after the date. Maybe during?
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2009, 05:42:54 PM »
What is that old saying about something you wouldn't even do with rented equipment?
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2009, 05:47:22 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2009, 03:52:30 PM
The thought of going home to something like that is one reason people work double shifts, and then get drunk before going home.
 

Amen to that!  :puke:
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2009, 06:15:16 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2009, 05:42:54 PM
What is that old saying about something you wouldn't even do with rented equipment?

I was going to post that classic line from George Carlin, but decided not to this time.
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2009, 06:21:26 PM »
Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?

I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.
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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2009, 06:38:23 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 29, 2009, 06:21:26 PM
Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?

I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.

much like Witch Hazel.

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Anyway. Here's her hands.

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Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2009, 06:43:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 29, 2009, 06:21:26 PM
Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?

I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.
Her legs stopped growing before the rest of her was finished. :lmao:
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