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Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos
« on: June 26, 2009, 01:54:05 PM »
Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
By Brian Mosely

A local couple arrested on domestic assault charges Sunday had an unusual choice of alleged weaponry -- Cheetos.

Warrants filed by Cpl. Kevin Roddy, of the Bedford County Sheriff's Department, stated he responded to a call at a home on Pass Road, where 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and Mary S. Childers, 44, were allegedly involved in an argument.
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Re: Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 02:07:10 PM »
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Re: Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 02:12:36 PM »
Wow, I haven't seen the Cheeto girl pic in quite some time.
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Re: Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 05:04:22 PM »
What kind of pansy could be injured by a cheeto?   :mental:
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Re: Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 05:48:23 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on June 26, 2009, 05:04:22 PM
What kind of pansy could be injured by a cheeto?   :mental:
I was wondering what their DU names were.
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Re: Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 05:54:53 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on June 26, 2009, 05:04:22 PM
What kind of pansy could be injured by a cheeto?   :mental:

Have you ever gotten Cheeto's dust in your eye??? Nah, me neither.
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Re: Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 08:45:58 PM »
Just saw this on Yahoo: "Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos"

Here's the link: Cheetos Warriors

edit to add: I don't know which mod moved the above from the DUmpster, but you're good. And I'm not saying that sarcastically. I've been out all day and as soon as I saw the headline on Yahoo I posted it in the DUmpster before seeing if there was a topic started on it elsewhere (sorry about that). Within minutes my post was merged here. I wish they moved that quickly at the local steakhouse.
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