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Alternate Timeline Intercept 256-AQX-8763
21 February 2008 v2.01
Temporal Locality: Dallas, Texas, USA
Mental Node: Homosapien
Sub-species: vacuous liberalus
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Thousands of people wanted to see Obama by *'s Secret Service thugs held them up for hours under some bogus pretense of searching for guns. This is just another example on how *'s war on Terra is being used to impose his fascist police state. For Gaia's sake this is an Obama rally, we're the peaceful ones, we aren't scared like Freepers who need to carry guns for fear of their own shadows and small penises.
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Weird, huh?