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Duke Newcombe (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-24-09 06:17 PM
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Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter couldn't surprise me...
 Edited on Wed Jun-24-09 06:18 PM by Duke Newcombe
...she bleats THIS...

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Ann Coulter on O'Reilly: Tiller Murder a 'Termination'

Media personality Ann Coulter appeared on Bill O'Reilly's television program this week to discuss the murder of late-term abortion provider Dr. George Tiller. Never one to shy away from controversy, Coulter offered the following ethical assessment of the crime:


"I don't really like to think of it as a murder. It was terminating Tiller in the 203rd trimester."


When pressed by O'Reilly on this statement, Coulter replied,


"I am personally opposed to shooting abortionists, but I don't want to impose my moral values on others."


Here's the clip in context. The salient portion occurs at the 3:35 mark.

So...when do the purges and re-education camps come that we're supposed to start? She could use them.
 

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jun-24-09 06:19 PM
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1. She's lost - 
 trying that hard smacks of Dennis Miller.

She's history...........


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 jmowreader (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-24-09 06:20 PM
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2. As much as I'm opposed to waterboarding, Coulter needs it
 Although Coulter needs to be waterboarded WITHOUT the plastic over her face.


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 Xipe Totec  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-24-09 06:21 PM
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3. I don't want to impose my moral values on others...
 If only it were true.


Yes, we've noticed that you all SAY that, but don't mean it.  Or, well, maybe he meant Ann... :rotf:

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 Ian David  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-24-09 06:23 PM
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4. I am personally opposed to shooting Ann Coulter. n/t


The DUmp, collectively:  HUH???   :???:    I don't get it...  :clueless:  Sounds familiar...where have I heard that phrase before... :clueless: :???:
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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 06:34:23 PM »
Coulter is brilliant.

But I doubt if she's appreciated by Killer Tiller, who's just begun his sentence of eternal agony with Satan.

Makes me wonder how he feels today about "a woman's right to choose".

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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 09:16:52 PM »
Coulter is brilliant.

But I doubt if she's appreciated by Killer Tiller, who's just begun his sentence of eternal agony with Satan.

Makes me wonder how he feels today about "a woman's right to choose".
I hope he "got it" in those last few seconds.  God's will is that all should come to Him, and none should perish.
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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 09:27:42 PM »
I hope he "got it" in those last few seconds.  God's will is that all should come to Him, and none should perish.

Amen.  I hope Forgiveness and Mercy for every wretched soul.  It's never too late before that last exhale.

As for the Little Goons and the beautiful Ann Coulter - they are playing stupid on purpose again.  The Little Goons know exactly what Ann meant.  It cuts the Little Goons to the quick.  They cannot stand to be mocked.  They cannot defend themselves against it. 

Ann Coulter is brilliant in how she is a master at mocking the Little Goons and their ilk, plus at times she can be as rabid as they are everyday of the year.  It just KILLS the Little Goons.  All they can do is stammer and quack back about her.  They cannot defend themselves.

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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 09:29:21 PM »
Ann has made that "joke" before about someone else, I think.  Anyone recall?
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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2009, 11:54:29 PM »
The first time I heard that joke, It came from South Park.

IIRC Mrs Cartman makes her way to the 'Unplanned Parenthood' clinic to abort 8-year old Eric.

Ah yes -- here it is:

Quote from: Script from "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"
Liane:     I want to have… an abortion.
Receptionist:    Uoh well, we can do that. This must be a very difficult time for you, Mrs.…
Liane:    Cartman. Yesuh- it's such a hard decision, but I just don't feel I can raise a child in this screwy world.
Receptionist:    Yes, Ms. Cartman-if you don't feel fit to raise a child, then abortion probably is the answer. Do you know the actual time of conception?
Liane:    About - eight years ago.
Receptionist:    [processing] …I sseee, so the fetus is…
Liane:    Eight years old.
Receptionist:    Ms. Cartman, uh- eight years old is a little late to be considering abortion.
Liane:    Really?!
Receptionist:    Yes- this is what we would refer to as the - "fortieth trimester"
Liane:    But I just don't think I'm a fit mother.
Receptionist:    Wuh… But we prefer to abort babies a little- …earlier on; in fact, there's a law against abortions after the second trimester.
Liane:    Well, I think you need to keep your laws off of my body.
Receptionist:    Hmmmmm. Tsk, I'm afraid I can't help you, Ms. Cartman-if you want to change the law, you'll have to speak with your congressman.
Liane:    [rises from the chair] Well, that's exactly what I intend to do! Good day! [exits]

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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 12:15:16 AM »
What's really amazing is they will never figure it out. According to them they have never uttered that statement.
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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 08:00:44 AM »
You would think that a group of people so nuanced would be able to pick up on the satire in her statements and not take them literally. They do the same thing to Rush, Hannity, etc. When they are using absurd satire to make a point they take them literally.
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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 08:08:41 AM »
Oh, delicious irony...they claim she's not to be taken seriously, but every time she speaks, they act as if she is the mouthpiece of the entire conservative movement, come down written on stone tablets from Mount Buckley.

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Re: Just when I didn't think Ann "Capt. Barbosa" Coulter ...(A ROFL)
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 08:10:55 AM »
WTG Ann!!!   :rotf:

Anyone that gets these dimwits all toungue-tied and reaveling their own hypocracy is A-OK.  The primitives aren't even bright enough to hide just how two-faced they are in a thread where Ann calls them out for being two-faced.

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