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Offline Chris

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Physics discussion ends in skateboard attack
« on: June 24, 2009, 03:14:34 PM »
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REDWOOD CITY -- A homeless man is on trial in San Mateo County on charges that he smacked a fellow transient in the face with a skateboard as the victim was engaged in a conversation about quantum physics, authorities said today.

Jason Everett Keller, 40, allegedly accosted another homeless man, Stephan Fava, on the 200 block of Grand Avenue in South San Francisco at about 1:45 p.m. March 30.

At the time, Fava was chatting with an acquaintance, who is also homeless, about "quantum physics and the splitting of atoms," according to prosecutors.

Keller joined in the conversation and, for reasons unknown, got upset, authorities said. He picked up his skateboard and hit Fava in the face with it, splitting his lip, prosecutors said.
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Re: Physics discussion ends in skateboard attack
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2009, 03:21:19 PM »
Of course it's not Florida, if it had been someone would have been nekkid and the weapon would have been an item of food.   :-)



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Re: Physics discussion ends in skateboard attack
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2009, 03:54:20 PM »
Of course it's not Florida, if it had been someone would have been nekkid and the weapon would have been an item of food.   :-)

A weapon along the lines of a paper bag with a banana in it?
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Re: Physics discussion ends in skateboard attack
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2009, 05:59:55 PM »
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At the time, Fava was chatting with an acquaintance, who is also homeless, about "quantum physics and the splitting of atoms," according to prosecutors.

I don't think they have that high quality homeless people in Floriduh.

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Re: Physics discussion ends in skateboard attack
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2009, 08:28:11 PM »
Meanwhile, TiT has created his own suitcase nuke out of paperclips and used bubblegum, just like they taught him in the SEALs.  In fact, he pointed that at a Senator's chest while he then took out the plutonium afterwards and sold the piece in his art gallery to an unsuspecting fundie whom he then called DHS on.
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