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Offline franksolich

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subway cat gets new pal
« on: June 23, 2009, 10:37:21 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=276x9406

Oh my.

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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-23-09 12:40 AM
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I got a new partner...

He is a sweetheart,Jon, calm, gentle,affectionate,has really beautiful eyes,(ironically the same color as mine are) He is a freak,loves metal/industrial music,he is a tattooist,a piercer,has a beautiful voice(trained at peabody) Can toast a guitar,can draw his butt off,and has blue hair too.(my hawk is blue currently)

Here's the unusual part.. He is out and gay,and he knows I am a transgender Female to Male, but does not care that I am only partway there,and might never get a phalloplasty.He just asked me out two weeks ago.He has been a joy to be with.He has an adorable smirk .And he loves cats,and "gets" the whole panther thing, too!!

We both went to pride yesterday,and alot of people there asked to take pictures of us.We got so many compliments.We were there with some friends goofing off, playing rate the twinks, listening to the bands, eating and laughing,sitting together being close. He wore the rainbow lion shirt I made for him.

First time I met him was at a peer support called SPIN.We started by talking about our tattoos and art/music. He goes to my PRP.So we became even better friends there. Than one day at SPIN, totally outta the blue he said that he wanted to go out with me. My brain fizzled into a knot, I thought I misheard him ,so I asked him to go meet me at the back room after the group where I can hear him over the din.. Once there I asked him if he meant what he said during the group,he said yes,And I picked up my jaw from the floor.

When the pictures of us from pride show up I'll post 'em..

meanwhile, here he is before he had blue hair, playing with my cat,Sparkle,the one in my avatar.
 
after which a photograph of the subway cat's new pal
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2009, 10:40:47 AM »
Ok she is a gay women-transgender-panther, he is a gay man so I guess he can nail her/him/it?


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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2009, 10:44:53 AM »
Quote from: lars1701c on June 23, 2009, 10:40:47 AM
Ok she is a gay women-transgender-panther, he is a gay man so I guess he can nail her/him/it?


You need a road map to keep track.

I don't know whether to be sick or confused thinking about that.  Both I think.  :confused: :puke:
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 10:48:48 AM »
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We both went to pride yesterday,and alot of people there asked to take pictures of us.We got so many compliments.

If one damaged dark soul compliments another damaged dark soul on his damage, is it really a compliment?
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2009, 10:52:09 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 23, 2009, 10:37:21 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=276x9406

Oh my.

Well....I guess there's someone for everyone! Btw the term Phalloplasty needs to be stricken from the english language along with the term Penectomy!
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 10:53:48 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 23, 2009, 10:48:48 AM
If one damaged dark soul compliments another damaged dark soul on his damage, is it really a compliment?

...uh....uh....damn....that's harder to answer than a 10 page cal-Q-lus problem.
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2009, 10:56:03 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 23, 2009, 10:52:09 AM
Well....I guess there's someone for everyone! Btw the term Phalloplasty needs to be stricken from the english language along with the term Penectomy!

Yeah, dim plastic phalloes have replaced a bunch of us fellows...... :-)
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2009, 10:57:49 AM »
You know it's love when they start sharing razor blades.
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2009, 11:01:15 AM »
Think it would really F-up their heads to let them know they are both "straight" right now? :evillaugh:
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2009, 11:35:33 AM »
uuuurrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp breeeeeeeech!!!

Okay who has the brain bleach?????
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2009, 11:45:35 AM »
f to m transsexual = CHICK, does it not? Possibly flat chested and hairy, but, HELLO, have you seen Mexican women?
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2009, 11:59:00 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on June 23, 2009, 11:45:35 AM
f to m transsexual = CHICK, does it not? Possibly flat chested and hairy, but, HELLO, have you seen Mexican women?

Oh no, you didn't!!!!!!!! That's goin to get yo some trouble!
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2009, 12:05:56 PM »
I'm still trying to figure out what a panther is doing with a blue mohawk. I've watched the discovery channel and have been to the zoo enough to know it's not common to panthers. Then again, when your stripes have to be tattooed on and you can't figure out what gender or species you are I guess this makes perfect sense.

Well they say there's someone out there (in UGP's case waaaaaaay out there) for everyone). I hope they and their furry friends are happy together. If anyone needs love it's UGP. You go girl...uh...boy...uh...cat..whatever!

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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2009, 12:09:55 PM »
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Ok she is a gay women-transgender-panther, he is a gay man so I guess he can nail her/him/it?

Absolutely. And they'll be great parents.
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2009, 12:21:08 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 23, 2009, 12:09:55 PM
Absolutely. And they'll be great parents.

Where is the brain bleach? If you're goping to make comments like this we need the bleach!!!!

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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2009, 01:27:32 PM »
What makes the OP so strange and unsettling is it's in the style of a 14 year old girl having her first date.  Gushing, breathless, naive, and sloppy sweet, it gives your brain a jar to picture it in the freak twilight zone that is the subcat's world. 
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2009, 01:41:34 PM »
These are the same idiots that tattoo themselves up, put those dumbass disks in their ears, and pierce the hell out of themselves, ....and then bitch that they can't find a job.

I'd just as soon see the ****in' idiots starve off and not pollute the gene pool with their toxic ilk.
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2009, 02:05:27 PM »
Oh man, when the break-up happens and the complaining starts it's going to be..... well.......

 :popcorn:

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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2009, 02:13:49 PM »
Newby/naive question here.........
Is this a Liberal phenomenon that you have to share every stinkin' miserable part of your stinkin' miserable life with EVERYONE?
Listen.  I know you don't give a shiite about my life, and I don't give a shiite about your life!
Let's talk politics, or sports, or whatever, and share you life with your "girlfriend"! :banghead:
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2009, 02:26:23 PM »
Quote from: StantheTaxMan on June 23, 2009, 02:13:49 PM
Newby/naive question here.........
Is this a Liberal phenomenon that you have to share every stinkin' miserable part of your stinkin' miserable life with EVERYONE?
Listen.  I know you don't give a shiite about my life, and I don't give a shiite about your life!
Let's talk politics, or sports, or whatever, and share you life with your "girlfriend"! :banghead:

Liberalism's goal is to make everyone at least equally miserable.  If one is more miserable than the minimum, then that one is ahead.  No one can know how miserable the other one is unless it is talked about....endlessly.  There is also the thrill to be found when the Very Miserable one detects a note of sympathy from the minimum miserable.  Of course, all liberals being alike, the sympathy isn't real, nor is any interest one shows in the other's existence.  Liberals herd against their will, for they are really very selfish and emotionally stunted and hate to get outside themselves.  The only reason they force themselves to herd is they are so insecure in their personal life, and especially their political "beliefs", they seek numbers among themselves to feel validated, which need in and of itself, is purely selfish.

Next question?   :p
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2009, 02:42:14 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 23, 2009, 02:26:23 PM
Next question?   :p

Is it possible to be totally partial?  Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2009, 04:52:57 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on June 23, 2009, 02:42:14 PM
Is it possible to be totally partial?

Yes, just like it is possible to be completely undecided.

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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

No, it is a plot for a communist.  Can you dig it?


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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2009, 07:24:49 PM »
Well I for one am happy for UP, I hope it works out. Maybe her partner will figure out that snatch isn't such a bad thing as well. A win/win for humanity.
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2009, 07:33:14 PM »
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Well I for one am happy for UP, I hope it works out. Maybe her partner will figure out that snatch isn't such a bad thing as well. A win/win for humanity.

Oh, my god. The thought of DUmmy undergroundpanther's snatch is kinda sickening. Almost enough to make one swear off. Almost.

If he can hit that, no way he's gay. Incredibly desperate maybe, but not gay.
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Re: subway cat gets new pal
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2009, 07:40:13 PM »
Oh my.
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