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Offline thundley4

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The snakes are winning!
« on: June 11, 2009, 04:57:19 PM »
No, not talking about politics. :)
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FREETOWN (Reuters) – Police in Sierra Leone have called in the army and fire brigade to try to take back control of a police station which has been overrun by hundreds of venomous snakes.
Snake charmers have tried in vain to lure the beasts, mostly cobras and vipers, out of Gerihun police station in the southern district of Bo. Attempts to smoke them out also failed.
Officers and residents wanting to report crimes have grown too afraid to come to the building.
"Even during work time when statements are being taken, these snakes can come out in dozens. Inhabitants have found it difficult to report cases to the police," station spokesman Brima Kota said.
Soldiers and fire fighters had been dispatched from the capital Freetown and would try to flood out the snakes, believed to number as many as 400, he said.
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Re: The snakes are winning!
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 04:59:07 PM »
I'm tired of these mother ****ing snakes in this mother ****ing police station!
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Re: The snakes are winning!
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 05:06:16 PM »
I thought it was going to be about politicians.
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Re: The snakes are winning!
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 08:28:50 PM »
Nothing a shotgun with five cases of #6s couldn't cure . . .
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Re: The snakes are winning!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2009, 06:17:38 PM »
It's so easy to make home made Napalm and those idiots called in the Army?
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Re: The snakes are winning!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2009, 06:48:55 PM »
Nothing a shotgun with five cases of #6s couldn't cure . . .

Yeah.......but who's going in there and run'em out for me to shoot'em.
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Re: The snakes are winning!
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2009, 07:10:23 PM »
Yeah.......but who's going in there and run'em out for me to shoot'em.

Where's that DUmbass, TiT, when you really need him?  He claims to be a "snake-eater"...
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