Several points:
1) was he speaking English? Because I couldn't understand a lot of it what with the "uh uh uh" and the nasal whine.
2) Kid needs some ProActiv, stat.
3) The braces will only help so much, son. Some kids just never get to go to the prom.
4) How old is this kid? My two year old is more articulate and smarter than this tool.