ASHTON KUTCHER?!? Damn, Li'l Kim has gone and done it now!

As far as the journalists go, I'm having a hard time working up total sympathy, they seem like two typical idiots who think America is an overbearing despotic power but then expect to be able to run back under its skirts and play the "I'm an American!" card when they are caught committing a crime in some REAL despotic hangout, or that part of the world I refer to as "Not America."
America - you have more rights than you can shake a stick at, we even have a Supreme Court that makes up new ones every once in awhile, feel free to act like a fool all you want to, the worst that can happen is people write about what a fool you are.
Not America - That shit don't play here.