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Offline AprilRazz

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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2009, 01:37:41 PM »
From what I have seen of the greenbriar primitive I can't say I blame the kid that much for wanting to put at least half the country between them. She has always seemed a bitter controlling bitch to me.
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2009, 06:47:26 PM »
Quote from: Flame on June 10, 2009, 12:57:48 PM
Heh...I'm probably jinxing it by saying this, but my teenage daughter and I get along pretty darn well.  Sure, she has her moments, but really, who doesn't?


You say that now...you just jinxed yourself.  :tongue:
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2009, 09:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Flame on June 10, 2009, 12:57:48 PM
 
Heh...I'm probably jinxing it by saying this, but my teenage daughter and I get along pretty darn well.  Sure, she has her moments, but really, who doesn't?


My mom and I had moments, but they generally didn't last long, and they were usually prompted by either both of us PMSing at the same time (still a recipe for an argument) or stupid stuff, like me not keeping my room clean.  She swears that my brother has been a more difficult teenager.   


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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2009, 01:01:37 AM »
I can't believe some of the things greenbriar writes period.

If her family only knew.

I do believe the woman has serious problems.  I also think she probably has no friends. Her daughter is her only friend that's why she's upset.  The thought of her going off alone leaving mom with drunky is finally hitting head on.

I always wanted a daughter.  I know my mother wished 5 on me.   :rotf:
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2009, 05:50:30 AM »
Hell, the power of sarcasm is already strong with our 10 year old. It seems to be a part of growing up. One would think a teacher has seen these things before.
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2009, 04:54:37 PM »
Quote from: miskie on June 11, 2009, 05:50:30 AM
Hell, the power of sarcasm is already strong with our 10 year old. It seems to be a part of growing up. One would think a teacher has seen these things before.

I always said that my sarcasm was inherited from my mother.  She really doesn't like that.

I also inherited my "morning person" attributes from my mother, but 13 years of Catholic schools, four years of 8AM classes in college, and four years in the Army probably contributed.  Thing is, The Heiress has inherited my tendancies in this regard, and added to them.  I got home from an overnight trip out to western NY and my wife informed me that The Heiress was up at 4:15AM today . . .  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

ETA:  There's a relatively new country song that tells a story about a guy whose daughter has grown up now, but the singer still considers her "Daddy's little girl," and announces that he's sure thnat she'll be alright on that date, because when she comes home, "I'll be here still cleaning my guns."  Who does that?  I have got to find out!
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2009, 05:17:33 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2009, 04:54:37 PM

ETA:  There's a relatively new country song that tells a story about a guy whose daughter has grown up now, but the singer still considers her "Daddy's little girl," and announces that he's sure thnat she'll be alright on that date, because when she comes home, "I'll be here still cleaning my guns."  Who does that?  I have got to find out!

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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2009, 06:30:54 PM »
Well it's nice to see that her husband isn't an abusive drunk anymore.

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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2009, 06:34:06 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 11, 2009, 06:30:54 PM
Well it's nice to see that her husband isn't an abusive drunk anymore.

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If he ever was to begin with.
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2009, 06:38:37 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 11, 2009, 05:17:33 PM
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Yep, the "If You're Going Thru Hell (Keep On Goin')" guy. 

Sounds like this DUmmie mom may have a Conservative on her hands....   :cheersmate:
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2009, 07:02:24 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on June 11, 2009, 06:34:06 PM
If he ever was to begin with.
Who wants to bet he had a beer and one night and told her she was being a bitch? The bouncie possibilities would have been endless.
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2009, 07:57:01 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on June 11, 2009, 05:17:33 PM
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Re: Teen daughters are a pain in the ASS
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2009, 06:55:17 PM »
DUmmies are like teenage girls.
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