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New Supermarket
« on: June 08, 2009, 05:37:50 PM »
NEW SUPERMARKET

A new supermarket opened in Topeka, KS.

It has an Automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown Hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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Re: New Supermarket
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 06:41:34 PM »
*snorts* that was bad... :lmao:

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Re: New Supermarket
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 10:07:09 PM »
*snorts* that was bad... :lmao:


I'd recommend staying away from the diaper aisle too.   :uhsure:
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Re: New Supermarket
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 12:35:12 AM »
*snorts* that was bad... :lmao:



Bad enough that my wife shot milk through her nose when I told it to her.  :-)
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Re: New Supermarket
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 12:37:42 AM »
I'd recommend staying away from the diaper aisle too.   :uhsure:

My Facebook pals thank you for sharing the joke, which I passed on to them.  I will also warn them to stay away from the diaper aisle. :p
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.