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Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« on: June 08, 2009, 04:37:53 PM »
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 07:22:07 AM »
He got a few responses, but I have a few questions, if I were his editor:
1.)  What is an Islamic Jew?
2.)  Man-eating jaguars raining down from the sky?
3.)  Faustian chickens? 

At least there weren't 25 mixed metaphors and 35 name-drops. 
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 07:39:40 AM »
Quote from: Karin on June 09, 2009, 07:22:07 AM
He got a few responses, but I have a few questions, if I were his editor:
1.)  What is an Islamic Jew?
2.)  Man-eating jaguars raining down from the sky?
3.)  Faustian chickens? 

At least there weren't 25 mixed metaphors and 35 name-drops. 


:rotf: :rotf:

he was drunk
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 07:41:39 AM »
Quote from: FGL on June 09, 2009, 07:39:40 AM
he was drunk.

As usual.  It's common knowledge around Boston that the Bostonian Drunkard's in a constant state of inebriation, possibly because of the pre-marriage jitters.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 07:44:12 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 09, 2009, 07:41:39 AM
As usual.  It's common knowledge around Boston that the Bostonian Drunkard's in a constant state of inebriation, possibly because of the pre-marriage jitters.

Jaguars raining down from the sky, lol
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 07:48:21 AM »
Quote from: FGL on June 09, 2009, 07:44:12 AM
Jaguars raining down from the sky, lol

You see, the cross-bearing carpetbagging maternal ancestress and other competent adults manage the trust funds left the middle-aged Bostonian Drunkard by his grandfather, who feared his grandson would be a wastrel.

By getting married, some of those funds are released to the Bostonian Drunkard.

And so the Bostonian Drunkard's befuddled by a dilemma.

He wants the money, which he can get only by getting married.

However, the Bostonian Drunkard's not too confident he wants to get married.

It's a choice between six of one thing, and half a dozen of another, opposite, thing.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 07:51:24 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 09, 2009, 07:48:21 AM

I am going to throw a pretensious drunk homeless character into one of my stories who talks about faustian chickens and jaguars raining from the sky. It'll be a doozy.
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 01:11:23 PM »
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2009, 01:22:01 PM »
How big a loser do you have to be to kick your own threads? Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 02:04:41 PM »
Is it the usual boring bullshit?
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 02:08:57 PM »
Quote from: Ree on June 09, 2009, 02:04:41 PM
Is it the usual boring bullshit?

But of course.
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Re: Another Pitt thread sinking like a stone
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 07:06:35 PM »
Quote from: FGL on June 09, 2009, 07:44:12 AM
Jaguars raining down from the sky, lol

What about ghost riders in the kitchen?  (Who knows what comic strip that's from?)
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