LOL......I was about 5 years old when a drunk called the White House and asked for Harry Truman.
My dad, my great uncle and a couple of friendly half drunk drunks were sitting around my great uncles office late one afternoon. They were discussing politics. The consensus was that they ought to tell Harry what to do. One of the drunks claimed he knew Harry and the White House phone #. Well, you know how much they believed him. The drunk got the phone and placed a long distance call anyway. He got off the phone and said "Harry" was busy at the moment but would call later. They all laughed and made fun of him. A few minutes later the phone rang and my great uncle answered the phone, it was the white House. The lady instructed him to please hold for the president, he laughed and started to hang up......then Harry came on the line wanting to know what they wanted......The drunk said, "Told you I knew Harry. Now let me talk to him."
About 14 years later I was going to college in the city where my great uncle and the drunk lived. I hung around them on weekends and some afternoons...oh the stories I could tell. The old drunk was a trip.