Strangely enough, I'm with the DUmmie on this one. Credit Card companies have been known to do some crooked chit. Why not just send the DUmmie a damned e-mail indicating that they're closing the account and be done with it? Further, the DUmmie should be able to pay off his/her account at the rate that was in effect when the charges were made. This is also precisely the reason that I don't carry a balance on my credit cards. I may order something from the internet using the card, but then I go to BofA online banking and pay it immediately. I'm what the bank refers to as a "deadbeat" since I don't let them ding me with any fees or interest.