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Offline BamaMoose

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DUmmies helping DUmmies
« on: May 27, 2009, 10:58:14 PM »
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DemocratSinceBirth  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-27-09 07:32 AM
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DU Job Posting
 There should be a job posting board.

Does one exist?

A job posting board would be great....but I'm too lazy to look and see if one exists.

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armyowalgreens  (430 posts)      Wed May-27-09 07:36 AM
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3. I'll start: Poor college student in Phoenix needs job ASAP.
 I'll do whatever anyone wants me to do. I just need money.

Ilsa  (1000+ posts)      Wed May-27-09 10:09 AM
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23. Never offer "whatever" on DU. You never know what could come up. 
 It might even be too much fun for one person to have.

Some good career advice.  Never say "I'll do anything" on the DUmp.  You might not like what they think falls inside the realm of "anything".

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Lerkfish  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-27-09 07:57 AM
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10. since I"m looking for work, I also like the idea of a separate job board... the only
 thing that worries me is whether freepers could sabotage employment of DUers that way.
I recall how a single comment I made here once was carried through Michelle Malkin and all the conservative blogosphere as "looney" or insane.

My concern would be that a job board would need to be protective of actual identities in some way to prevent cyberstalking by freeper idiots.

Lerkfish posts considered "looney" or insane?  How improbable is that?  Downright unpossible.

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tomreedtoon  (1000+ posts)      Wed May-27-09 08:33 AM
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15. Nobody here owns businesses. We're all workers.
 We're not rich. We're poor slobs trying to get jobs or keep the jobs we have. Who the hell would hire us or post jobs for us?

Now, you go to the freeper boards...they have money and they can post jobs. But we will never get them.

I'm sure your boss asks himself, "Who the hell hired this idiot?", everyday.  And nice self-pity there DUmmie.  "Waaa, the Freepers have all the jobs and they won't give me one...".   LOL

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Lochloosa  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-27-09 09:19 AM
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17. If your in the 904 area code contact me about a job. 
 Clean driving record and can pass a drug test

Still looking for a DUmmie that actually wants to work and can pass a drug test.  Still failing.

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mopinko  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-27-09 09:52 AM
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20. sounds like a great idea. now you need a mission statement.
 Edited on Wed May-27-09 09:53 AM by mopinko
need another thread with a mission statement, and i think you need 10 people to agree that they would like to be a part of that group.
you will need to flog this fairly regularly, i suspect. seems like something where interest for any particular member would be short lived.

How's this for a Mission Statement:  "Get a job ya freak."  Think that will work?  And yes interest would be short-lived.  You want to give me $50K a year...I'll take it...Oh, you want me to work for it?...I'm not so interested anymore.

And, as a self-fulfilling prophecy, after 11 hours of life, the thread burns out in 34 replies.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5728284
« Last Edit: May 27, 2009, 11:17:08 PM by BamaMoose »
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 12:00:29 AM »
lochloosy still can't find a pizza delivery DUmmie at the site?

lol
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 04:49:02 AM »
This person wants a JOB posting forum at the DUmp?

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Yeah....that will get a lot of traffic there.
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 06:03:03 AM »
Quote from: FGL on May 28, 2009, 12:00:29 AM
lochloosy still can't find a pizza delivery DUmmie at the site?

lol

I can see where passing a drug test would be a problem for DUmmies....
DUmmies couldn't pass a drug test if they studied for it....
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 06:03:32 AM »
Quote from: Carl on May 28, 2009, 04:49:02 AM
This person wants a JOB posting forum at the DUmp?

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

Yeah....that will get a lot of traffic there.

"How to scam SS and get disablity checks" is a more likely forum for the DUmp.
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 07:58:19 AM »
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tomreedtoon  (1000+ posts)      Wed May-27-09 08:33 AM
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15. Nobody here owns businesses. We're all workers.
 We're not rich. We're poor slobs trying to get jobs or keep the jobs we have. Who the hell would hire us or post jobs for us?

Now, you go to the freeper boards...they have money and they can post jobs. But we will never get them.

So in other words, in a round about way, this dummie has stated how a company works.  What poor person ever gave you a job?
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 08:01:57 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 28, 2009, 06:03:32 AM
"How to scam SS and get disablity checks" is a more likely forum for the DUmp.

Oh yes.

The "career advice" forum is one of the slowest forums on Skins's island; the "disability" forum is one of the busiest, next only to the "mental health" forum among the lesser forums, in traffic.

There's always new material in the disability forum, rarely anything but cobwebs in the career forum.

That says it all.
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 09:09:13 AM »
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Lerkfish  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-27-09 07:57 AM
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10. since I"m looking for work, I also like the idea of a separate job board... the only
 thing that worries me is whether freepers could sabotage employment of DUers that way.

Oh, surely not!

 :innocent:

 :uhsure:

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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 09:24:28 AM »
This reminds me of an old joke....

Q: What is the easiest way to starve a DUmpmonkey?

A: Hide their food stamps under their work boots.
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2009, 09:58:52 AM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on May 28, 2009, 07:58:19 AM
So in other words, in a round about way, this dummie has stated how a company works.  What poor person ever gave you a job?

It sounds like he understands trickle-down economics. The employer needs to be making money before he/she can hire help. Though I suspect if you put it that way directly, this same primitive would contradict what he said by making it clear that it can't possibly work
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Re: DUmmies helping DUmmies
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 10:59:09 AM »
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There's always new material in the disability forum, rarely anything but cobwebs in the career forum.

That says it all.

You made me laugh, Frank, in a rueful sort of way.

I would never hire a lefty moonbat.  Too flaky and they get sick a lot.  They have chips on their shoulders and filthy mouths.  That's why the interview process is so crucial.  I don't even like renting to them, but righties already own their own homes. 
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