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Offline bijou

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Drunken Clown Arrested In Front Of Kids
« on: May 27, 2009, 03:29:04 PM »


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Patricia Ingalls is the clown who Wheeling police arrested for alleged drunken driving late Friday after they said she left the scene of an accident.

Ingalls talked with NEWS9 Sunday and said that she's sorry that the children she went to entertain witnessed her being taken into custody.

"I'm not allowed to drink in costume and I should have never went (to the party) because I was too upset," said Ingalls.

A Breathalyzer test showed her blood alcohol level was .252, more than triple the legal limit.

Ingalls has been a clown for 17 years, but she's not laughing about what's happened, especially considering the children she said she disappointed as she was led away in a police cruiser in handcuffs.

"They were all hanging on me and saying, 'Don't take the clown,'" said Ingalls. ...
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More clowns should be arrested, perhaps for the offence of wilfully being a clown.  :-)
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Re: Drunken Clown Arrested In Front Of Kids
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2009, 03:30:21 PM »
I read that headline and I thought "what did WE do now?"
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Re: Drunken Clown Arrested In Front Of Kids
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2009, 03:43:25 PM »
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Re: Drunken Clown Arrested In Front Of Kids
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 10:53:00 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 27, 2009, 03:30:21 PM
I read that headline and I thought "what did WE do now?"

Au Contrare....... I read the headline and wondered if it was about our very own Lord Undies?
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Re: Drunken Clown Arrested In Front Of Kids
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 05:59:44 AM »
Several years ago there was "Chuckles" who exposed himself in front of a Wal Mart in the Quad Cities. He claimed that he had a problem with his zipper and it would not stay up, and they he did not wear underwear under the costume.

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On the arrest warrant under distinguishing marks or tattoos is listed ``large floppy shoes.''

Mr. McLain was making balloon animals outside Wal-Mart, 3930 40th Ave. Drive, when the incident allegedly occurred. He was hired by a Mexican food vendor to make balloon animals for Cinco de Mayo.

He told police he was mobbed by children and was making balloon animals as fast as he could, according to police reports. He said he didn't realize his zipper was down until a boy told him he was ``hanging out.'' He then quickly fixed his zipper and went back to work, he said.

He previously has said he does not wear underwear.




http://www.qconline.com/more/chuckles.html
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