Nevermind. They wouldn't put my call through back to the drunk tank.
Do bare butts under kilts make you uneasy? 
My granddaughter was sitting in my lap when I came across those....those...photos. She started to cry. I had to tell her I would report the bad people and that they would be punished. Then she laughed and laughed.
It's just partial cheekage, I believe the full monty would get it moved to NSFW, post haste!
Oh, and I am sorry, I need to be more mindful of the G audience.