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Laxatives for DUmmies
« on: May 23, 2009, 02:12:53 PM »
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So I'm sitting in the bathroom
   
of the apartment I've just moved into. It's an older building with baseboard heaters. Anyway, I glance down and notice the much-painted-over emblem on the endcap of the heater. Hmmmm, says I to myself, that looks kinda familiar.



Anyhow, made me smile.


(Obama-stika shown in original post)


Too easy




     I'm not surprised...the first thing I think of when I think of Obama is "shit," so why shouldn't they use Obama stickers as encouragement while sitting on the toilet?
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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2009, 03:58:31 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 23, 2009, 02:12:53 PM

(Obama-stika shown in original post)


Too easy




     I'm not surprised...the first thing I think of when I think of Obama is "shit," so why shouldn't they use Obama stickers as encouragement while sitting on the toilet?

I saw the "emblem" he posted on DU.

It's a knockout plug for a box connector, in case you had to wire it from that side....

"DUmbasses" doesn't begin to describe these cretins....
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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2009, 04:01:34 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 23, 2009, 03:58:31 PM
I saw the "emblem" he posted on DU.

It's a knockout plug for a box connector, in case you had to wire it from that side....

"DUmbasses" doesn't begin to describe these cretins....

What do you expect. They have shit for brains and everytime they make a head call they lower their IQ a few points.
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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2009, 04:11:43 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 23, 2009, 04:01:34 PM
What do you expect. They have shit for brains and everytime they make a head call they lower their IQ a few points.

The entire DUmp would be hard pressed to muster double-digit IQ points....

A few more head calls and they will be on par with Congress....
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2009, 05:59:49 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 23, 2009, 04:11:43 PM
The entire DUmp would be hard pressed to muster double-digit IQ points.... Combined!

A few more head calls and they will be on par with Congress.... Not sure they can go that low . . . waaaait a sec.   :thatsright:  I forgot who we were dealing with.  My bad.

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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2009, 09:42:09 PM »
DUmmies can't even take a dump without it being political.

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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2009, 08:06:50 AM »
Hey DUmmy - your right ! its just upside down..



Oh wait ? Thats not the logo you were thinking of ? I bet it is ...
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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2009, 11:38:56 AM »
Thanks, BSS.   :bow:

Sometimes my references tend to be a little vague, but you hit the nail on the head....   :hammer:
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Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2009, 02:31:58 PM »
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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2009, 03:36:38 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on May 24, 2009, 02:31:58 PM


Damn, you're good, sir.

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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2009, 06:02:03 PM »
Make sure I git this right.

Seeing Jesus on a piece of toast is crazy, but seeing obama in your crapper is a major event?

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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2009, 06:13:24 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on May 24, 2009, 06:02:03 PM
Make sure I git this right.

Seeing Jesus on a piece of toast is crazy, but seeing obama in your crapper is a major event?



It was probably a moving event . . .
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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2009, 06:25:14 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2009, 06:13:24 PM
It was probably a moving event . . .

One just flush with hope and change!

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Re: Laxatives for DUmmies
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2009, 09:48:03 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on May 24, 2009, 06:02:03 PM
Make sure I git this right.

Seeing Jesus on a piece of toast is crazy, but seeing obama in your crapper is a major event?



LOL!  :lmao:
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