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Offline Chris_

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Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« on: May 22, 2009, 07:59:32 AM »
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Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays

(AP)  Police continue a fruitless search for a man wearing an ape costume who has attempted to steal foam banana displays from inside local gas stations. Capt. Steve Klein said Thursday someone donning an ape costume entered two gas stations Wednesday trying to steal the displays and police have received several calls about the suspect hanging around town.

While Klein acknowledges that the action may seem funny, they want to talk to the person behind the ape suit because they aren't sure what the suspect's motives are.

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Eh, he was just monkeying around.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2009, 11:58:16 AM »
Police will have him treed in no time.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009, 12:03:35 PM »
Wisconsin residents should keep their eyes peeled for likely suspects.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2009, 12:18:19 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 22, 2009, 12:03:35 PM
Wisconsin residents should keep their eyes peeled for likely suspects.
Thin-skinned liberals might have a problem with this.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2009, 12:19:05 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 22, 2009, 12:18:19 PM
Thin-skinned liberals might have a problem with this.

Yup, they'll be bent out of shape all right.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2009, 12:24:03 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 22, 2009, 12:19:05 PM
Yup, they'll be bent out of shape all right.
...especially the fruits.  :rimshot:
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2009, 12:24:49 PM »
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  Police continue a fruitless search

The search will remain fruitless so long as the apeman is not.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2009, 12:26:40 PM »
Quote from: gcruse on May 22, 2009, 12:24:49 PM
The search will remain fruitless so long as the apeman is not.
They'll have to use gorilla tactics to catch him.
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2009, 12:29:42 PM »
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... and the search will remain fruitless so long as the apeman isn't.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2009, 12:58:20 PM »
I knew this story would get a BUNCH of puns. They get flung around like poo when stories have the right appeal.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2009, 01:37:07 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 22, 2009, 12:58:20 PM
I knew this story would get a BUNCH of puns. They get flung around like poo when stories have the right appeal.
You know, I banana mood for the gorilla my dreams.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2009, 04:15:56 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 22, 2009, 12:58:20 PM
I knew this story would get a BUNCH of puns. They get flung around like poo when stories have the right appeal.
Gibbon the subject at hand, what did you expect?
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2009, 04:48:05 PM »
 :-)
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2009, 05:37:30 PM »
Is Hillary on that enviromentally friendly dildo kick again?
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2009, 11:32:44 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 22, 2009, 05:37:30 PM
Is Hillary on that enviromentally friendly dildo kick again?



She just can't make up her mind.
Bill or dildo?  Bill or dildo?
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2009, 11:42:32 PM »
:rofl: dude, that's just creepy.  Hi-5 anyway. :-)
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2009, 12:54:49 AM »
God Hates Furries!
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2009, 06:55:45 AM »
Quote from: gcruse on May 22, 2009, 11:32:44 PM


She just can't make up her mind.
Bill or dildo?  Bill or dildo?

Well, it looks like they both come up rather short.
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Re: Man In Ape Costume Tries To Steal Banana Displays
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2009, 07:58:33 AM »
Quote from: gcruse on May 22, 2009, 11:32:44 PM


She just can't make up her mind.
Bill or dildo?  Bill or dildo?
I can understand her dilemma.  Not much of a difference.
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