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Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« on: May 20, 2009, 07:01:53 PM »
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"Comedian" Jay Mohr: Michelle Obama is a "big dude"
   
May 20, 2009. MediaTakeOut.comlearned that failed comedian Jay Mohr recently went on an over-the-top rant against the First Lady Michelle Obama. Mohr, who has a show ON CBS called Gary Unmarried (hopefully CBS execs read this article and fire his azz).
Here’s the text of what he told ESPN show host Jim Rome. Jim, did not say ANYTHING about the disrespectful nature of this rant:

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Michelle Obama - that is a big dude. When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward, maybe his
depending on who’s in Congress that day.

That has to be like being married to Elton Brand. She is a big dude. I like when she put her arm around the Queen of England – and she put her in a headlock and said, “I’ve been waiting 200 years to put my arms around you lady.”

I like how she shaved off her eyebrows, and then drew them back way to high – and in an arch – and then way back down, so she always looks super surprised. Michelle Obama kind of looks like the Count on Sesame Street. One … Ha Ha … One Black President … Ha Ha.

What a year. The cardinals make the Super Bowl, the Rockies make the World Series, and the President smokes Newports.

I wonder how many times the DUmmies were outraged when someone dared make fun of the last first lady..... :whatever:
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 07:41:13 PM »
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Arkana (1000+ posts)        Wed May-20-09 11:46 PM
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1. Wow, Jay Mohr's not racist at all.
 HAY GUYS BLACK PEOPLE SMOKE MENTHOLS AMIRITE?!

His wife is a horrible abortion of botched plastic surgeries, too.

Hey DUmmie did you ever say that about this trainwreck?

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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 09:01:37 PM »
Don Imus described her perfectly a couple of years ago.
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 09:01:58 PM »
next thing you know, some political cartoon is going to come out with Obama in some situation that the dummies find racist, bigoted, evil, mean, (hell, just insert whatever little feeling of theirs that got hurt) and they will call for a jihad on the artist.  Hey, didn't this already happen somewhere?  Some cartoon with a hat and a bomb or something?  Seem to have heard about that.  
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 09:27:14 PM »
Any broad who works herself into the image of a linebacker should expect a certain amount of comical commentary.

Michelle Obabymama ain't exactly Mamie Eisenhower.
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 09:31:30 PM »
I bet she can beat her own husband and arm wrestling...she's got man hands and arms
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 10:04:26 PM »
Michelle 0bama is very femine ,compared to Venus and Serena Williams.
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 10:08:37 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 20, 2009, 10:04:26 PM
Michelle 0bama is very femine ,compared to Venus and Serena Williams.

Is femine the same thing the Michelin Man suffers from?
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 07:21:26 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2009, 07:01:53 PM

I wonder how many times the DUmmies were outraged when someone dared make fun of the last first lady..... :whatever:

You mean Pickles?  :whatever:
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 07:26:40 AM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on May 21, 2009, 07:21:26 AM
You mean Pickles?  :whatever:

Don't even get me started.  We all know how they ridiculed the most recent first lady. :banghead: :censored:
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 07:31:20 AM »
Funny thing is, Mohr hit it on the freaking head.
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 07:37:47 AM »
...quite a change from the class and grace of Laura Bush.
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 08:25:37 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 21, 2009, 07:37:47 AM
...quite a change from the class and grace of Laura Bush.

That is what the Obamas promised us, afterall.
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 08:48:15 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 20, 2009, 10:04:26 PM
Michelle 0bama is very femine ,compared to Venus and Serena Williams.

I'm not so sure about that, I think she just has a lot higher body fat percentage.
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 10:03:49 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 20, 2009, 10:04:26 PM
Michelle 0bama is very femine ,compared to Venus and Serena Williams.
I don't see it....
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Re: Comedian makes fun of Michelle Obama, DUmmies not pleased
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 10:28:52 AM »
In this day and age of transgender surgery, do we know what gender the amazon was born as?

Just sayin. :uhsure:
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