http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=224x3491Oh my.
steven johnson (440 posts) Mon May-18-09 10:31 PM
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Cops: Driver Was Under Influence of Bowl of Cereal
That sugar rush can play tricks on the brain. Take this as an object lesson, my son.
NEEDHAM, Mass. (AP) -- A Massachusetts man may wish he had breakfast in bed instead of in his car. Police said a man who was stopped for erratic driving on Central Avenue last week was eating a bowl of cereal and milk while he drove. He told officers he was hungry.
Lt. John Schlittler told The Boston Globe that the 48-year-old man, whose name was not released, was also driving with an expired license. The man has been cited for unlicensed operation, failure to stay in lanes and operating to endanger.
Schlittler didn't know what kind of cereal the driver was eating.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/05/18/us/AP-US-ODD...
Doesn't anybody in blue states ever observe the law?
Or is that something only Republicans are supposed to do?
The primitives try to make funnies, and flop.
DJ13 (1000+ posts) Mon May-18-09 10:33 PM
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1. Lucky for him it must not have been Cheerios
That might have qualified as a DUI.
Orrex (1000+ posts) Mon May-18-09 10:34 PM
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2. Of course, if he'd hit anyone, he'd be a cereal killer
customerserviceguy (1000+ posts) Mon May-18-09 10:34 PM
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3. Well, in his defense
I've heard that Cherrios are considered drugs...
CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Mon May-18-09 10:44 PM
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4. Those damn cops...
...always after me Lucky Charms...
Orrex (1000+ posts) Mon May-18-09 10:53 PM
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6. A buddy of mine Totaled his car once that way
But if it had been corn flakes, he'd have had to do it four times.
DBoon (1000+ posts) Mon May-18-09 11:22 PM
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7. Was it hemp cereal?
You know you should eat it with sugar and milk, and not smoke it in a bong
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