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Offline thundley4

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2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« on: May 18, 2009, 10:41:28 PM »

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Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.
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An extremely PRICKLY situation.
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 10:47:47 PM »
Russian porcupines must be different. :(
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 11:00:32 PM »
Dammit, Bijou! Please try to keep the Eurotrash on your side of the pond. :-)
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2009, 11:01:50 PM »
Quill they ever get over it?
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Offline Celtic Rose

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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2009, 11:17:46 PM »
How drunk would a guy have to be to try to have sex with an animal covered in barbed needles?   :thatsright:
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2009, 11:18:24 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 18, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
How drunk would a guy have to be to try to have sex with an animal covered in barbed needles?   :thatsright:

Some guys have to pay for that kind of treatment.
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2009, 12:27:43 AM »
Quote from: Chris on May 18, 2009, 11:18:24 PM
Some guys have to pay for that kind of treatment.

Oh I get the feeling these guys are paying alright.

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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2009, 05:53:32 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 18, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
How drunk would a guy have to be to try to have sex with an animal covered in barbed needles?   :thatsright:
You'd have to ask Bubba Clinton.
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2009, 06:09:47 AM »
Bet they understand the point of that law now.
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2009, 06:54:08 AM »
So, let's see if I got this now... A pair of pickled pilgrims picked a pack of pricklers to poke in their peckers. Is that about right?
« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 07:04:18 AM by Happy Fun Ball »
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2009, 07:51:25 AM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on May 19, 2009, 06:54:08 AM
So, let's see if I got this now... A pair of pickled pilgrims picked a pack of pricklers to poke in their peckers. Is that about right?
H5 for that.  :lmao:
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Re: 2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2009, 09:00:06 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 18, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
How drunk would a guy have to be to try to have sex with an animal covered in barbed needles?   :thatsright:

I would have thought the answer'd be "So drunk they couldn't actually get it up," but I guess they've disproved that.   
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