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Offline BannedFromDU

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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2009, 11:44:25 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 18, 2009, 09:46:31 AM
Well he has that very unthreatening,wimpy,sensitive male look about him that so many liberal women find appealing so it stands to reason! :-)


     I wonder if anyone has shared with that guy that 1995 is over, so it's safe to update his entire look. I wonder if anyone has ever called him "Ass Eyes."

     What that "meetup" looks like to me is a bunch of strangers who agreed to meet but very quickly realized that the two things they have in common can't sustain a conversation of more than ten minutes. That, and invariably each thinks the others are insane. I'm also sure the dude is highly disappointed that the women are pretty much all at his level, too. Any dude that ugly always harbors a hope that his affiliations will at least put him in proximity of hot chicks. Alas.
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2009, 11:48:52 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 18, 2009, 11:44:25 AM
Any [DU] dude that ugly always harbors a hope that his affiliations will at least put him in proximity of hot chicks. Alas.

chicks-ch+d  = ?
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2009, 02:46:58 PM »
What I find amazing is, this is EXACTLY what I envision DUmmies to look like.....LOL!

Much like what's his name that used to be on Hannity!
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2009, 02:56:23 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on May 18, 2009, 02:46:58 PM
What I find amazing is, this is EXACTLY what I envision DUmmies to look like.....LOL!

Much like what's his name that used to be on Hannity!

You mean Skeletor? (er...Colmes)  :-)
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2009, 04:07:20 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 18, 2009, 11:44:25 AM
What that "meetup" looks like to me is a bunch of strangers who agreed to meet but very quickly realized that the two things they have in common can't sustain a conversation of more than ten minutes.

A report from the last "election reform" seminar held by the late red round one in April 2005 in Ohio, which half a dozen primitives attended, said the "meetup" went pretty much like this:

liberalnurse: I hate George Bush.
MeganMonkey: I hate George Bush even more.
goodboy: Nobody hates George Bush more than I do.
liberalnurse: I really hate George Bush.
late red round one: I hated George Bush before he was even born.
MeganMonkey: I don't think anybody could hate George Bush more than I do.
goodboy: I hate George Bush more and more every day.
late red round one: I hate George Bush more than I hate Anita Bryant.
liberalnurse: I hate, hate, hate, George Bush.
late red round one: It's really good to hate George Bush.
goodboy: I hate George Bush more than I hate a dog turd.
liberalnurse: There's not enough words to describe how much I hate George Bush.
MeganMonkey: With George Bush, I go mad with hate.
liberalnurse: I hate George Bush with a furious fury.

Something along those lines; that's what a primitive meetup-election reform seminar used to be like.  One wonders what they're like now, with George Bush now enjoying retirement in peace and quiet.
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2009, 03:37:13 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 18, 2009, 09:59:34 AM
Or a card saying "In lieu of a tip, a donation has been made in your name to Democratic Underground".

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Every waitress would be proud to know that she was the reason for the "star"
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2009, 03:38:15 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 18, 2009, 10:26:08 AM
Yeah, twelve steps...all downward.

That group looks like they could EAT the 12 steps!
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2009, 04:01:00 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 18, 2009, 11:44:25 AM
What that "meetup" looks like to me is a bunch of strangers who agreed to meet but very quickly realized that the two things they have in common can't sustain a conversation of more than ten minutes. That, and invariably each thinks the others are insane.
I sure don't see any of them smiling.  They all look pretty bored and/or disappointed.

And I Hi-5'ed everyone in this thread for making me laugh.

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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2009, 01:29:11 PM »
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liberalnurse: I hate Dick Cheney.
MeganMonkey: I hate Dick Cheney even more.
goodboy: Nobody hates Dick Cheney more than I do.
liberalnurse: I really hate Dick Cheney.
late red round one: I hated Dick Cheney before he was even born.
MeganMonkey: I don't think anybody could hate Dick Cheney more than I do.
goodboy: I hate Dick Cheney more and more every day.
late red round one: I hate Dick Cheney more than I hate Anita Bryant.
liberalnurse: I hate, hate, hate, Dick Cheney.
late red round one: It's really good to hate Dick Cheney.
goodboy: I hate Dick Cheney more than I hate a dog turd.
liberalnurse: There's not enough words to describe how much I hate Dick Cheney.
MeganMonkey: With Dick Cheney, I go mad with hate.
liberalnurse: I hate Dick Cheney with a furious fury.

Coach I'm pretty sure this is what it was like.
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2009, 03:00:29 PM »
There's usually at least one bangable chick at these meetups. But even an entire oil tanker full of beer would not make one of those beasts bangable.

Spork please.

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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2009, 03:17:42 PM »
liberalnurse: I hate Dick Cheney.
MeganMonkey: I hate Dick Cheney even more.
goodboy: Nobody hates Dick Cheney more than I do.
liberalnurse: I really hate Dick Cheney.
late red round one: I hated Dick Cheney before he was even born.
MeganMonkey: I don't think anybody could hate Dick Cheney more than I do.
goodboy: I hate Dick Cheney more and more every day.
late red round one: I hate Dick Cheney more than I hate Anita Bryant.
liberalnurse: I hate, hate, hate, Dick Cheney.
late red round one: It's really good to hate Dick Cheney.
goodboy: I hate Dick Cheney more than I hate a dog turd.
liberalnurse: There's not enough words to describe how much I hate Dick Cheney.
MeganMonkey: With Dick Cheney, I go mad with hate.
liberalnurse: I hate Dick Cheney with a furious fury.

Sometimes I wonder how the DUmmies really feel about Dick Cheney?

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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2009, 12:19:08 AM »
Quote from: crockspot on May 21, 2009, 03:00:29 PM
There's usually at least one bangable chick at these meetups. But even an entire oil tanker full of beer would not make one of those beasts bangable.

Spork please.

NOOOOOO SHIT!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't poke 'em with your dick!
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Re: DUmmie meet up
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2009, 01:47:04 AM »
I hope that restaurant was not one of those evil for profit corporations!
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