What about all the torches and pitchforks? 
I know . . . 
Closest thing a DUmbass will ever come to a torch is the Bic lighter he's sparking up the bong with.
Going back to my earlier assertion that 80% of the DUmbasses are atrophied city dwellers like the rest of the vermin, how many DUmmies could possibly even identify the business end of a pitchfork, let alone know where to point it or what to do with it (without "shooting their eye(s) out")?
There will be no DUmbasses with torches and pitchforks in the Great Zombie Apocalypse that is to come.