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Offline NateRiver

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VP’s Progress Report To POTUS Uses Fuzzy Math
« on: May 15, 2009, 10:14:09 AM »
FUZZY MATH
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“Vice President Joe Biden, tasked by the president with overseeing the "stimulus" efforts Wednesday issued a "progress report" to the president.  As was to be expected, he calls the effort a success - and he included a set of PRESS CLIPPINGS TO PROVE IT”
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Re: VP’s Progress Report To POTUS Uses Fuzzy Math
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 10:30:20 AM »
negative X times negative X ='s a positive X square.....which isn't "math" but algebra but who really expects a DUmmie to know when to use what? They do watch repair with a sledge hammer.
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Re: VP’s Progress Report To POTUS Uses Fuzzy Math
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 01:36:43 PM »
Joe is in an enviable position, no matter how badly he screws up, he isn't going to fall short of anyone's expectations for his performance.
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Re: VP’s Progress Report To POTUS Uses Fuzzy Math
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 04:33:00 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 15, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
Joe is in an enviable position, no matter how badly he screws up, he isn't going to fall short of anyone's expectations for his performance.

And no matter how much he lies his performance will be billed as a success
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