1. Be thankful for your foul body odor. According to anthropologist Louis Leakey, it might be responsible for early man's survival. Leakey's theory claims that most predators avoided feasting on humans because our body odor was "too repugnant."
You know, the theory of evolution, "survival of the fittest" and all. Well, I've wondered how that worked in humans because we have so many DUmmies amongst us. I thought it might have been in the past like it is today, the smart conservative types looking out for and protecting the unproductive DUmmie types.
Well, now I have the answer. It's a scientific fact, Leaky says so, some of us just stink more than others.