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Offline franksolich

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cboy4 primitive decries shortage of paper napkins
« on: May 06, 2009, 12:44:14 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8748302

Oh my.

I didn't think the 0bamareich was going to have shortages.

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cboy4  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-05-09 05:43 PM
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What is going on with napkins?

I went through the McDonalds drive-thru for an m&m McFlurry and the lady asked me if I need any napkins...what, did she think I was going to use my goddam sleeve.

Of course I needed napkins, so she hands me one. ONE! One one-ply little napkin this is the size of a small tissue.

And it's like that everywhere I go for food. None or a couple of napkins.

Is there a napkin shortage I don't know about? Because I need lots of napkins, especially if there is ice cream or ketchup involved.

And also speaking of ketchup, I need no fewer than six ketchup packets. Not one or two. I need six.

Hand it over.

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TZ  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-05-09 05:46 PM
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1. It's called "going green"  this is how the big corps can say they are being "environmentally friendly"

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IntravenousDemilo  (1000+ posts)      Tue May-05-09 05:51 PM
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2. It's even greener if you just get some staffer to come by and wipe up with a wet cloth.

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cboy4  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-05-09 05:55 PM
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3. I think it's trying to save green under the guise of saying they're trying to be green.

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HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)      Tue May-05-09 06:00 PM
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4. Now, you know what was REALLY going on.

"****, we're out of napkins."

"Do you want any napkins?"

"Of course I want napkins, you moron!"

"Hey, Lenny. Run back to the john and squeeze off a few rounds of toilet paper. This asshole wants napkins."

And we wonder why everyone gets sick when something is going around.

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LeftyMom  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-05-09 06:19 PM
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5. I think it's just being cheap. The people at Jimboy's act like the taco sauce packets get deducted from their pay or something.

When I say "give me a lot of sauce" I do not mean four packets for two burritos. Jesus.

Oh, the hefty mom primitive is just being stupid here.

One's supposed to take what one needs, but not more than what one needs.

However, one's seen many bonfires blazing on Skins's island, where primitives boast of stocking their pantries and cupboards with "free" packages of condiments from fast-food places and restaurants. 

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cboy4  (1000+ posts)        Tue May-05-09 07:27 PM
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6. LOL

That's what I'm talking about!
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Re: cboy4 primitive decries shortage of paper napkins
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 12:52:48 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 06, 2009, 12:44:14 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8748302

Oh my.

I didn't think the 0bamareich was going to have shortages.

Oh, the hefty mom primitive is just being stupid here.

One's supposed to take what one needs, but not more than what one needs.

However, one's seen many bonfires blazing on Skins's island, where primitives boast of stocking their pantries and cupboards with "free" packages of condiments from fast-food places and restaurants. 


I knew a guy who used to do that. He had an entire cabinet drawer that was packed tight with packets of ketchup, mustard, and BBQ sauce.

Back several years ago when Wendy's had a Mexican buffet he would get ONLY the salad bar then sneak up there and make several tacos. He'd then wrap the tacos in paper towels, stick them in his coat pocket, and sneak out of the place with them.
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Re: cboy4 primitive decries shortage of paper napkins
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 01:12:20 PM »
How messy a person must be to need more than one napkin to drink a McFlurry. (What's a McFlurry?  Haven't been to McD's in 20+ years)
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Re: cboy4 primitive decries shortage of paper napkins
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 01:55:49 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 06, 2009, 01:12:20 PM
How messy a person must be to need more than one napkin to drink a McFlurry. (What's a McFlurry?  Haven't been to McD's in 20+ years)

It's some kind of frozen custard concoction with some miscellaneous candy counter sweepings stirred into it, I believe.
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Re: cboy4 primitive decries shortage of paper napkins
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 02:23:28 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 06, 2009, 01:12:20 PM
How messy a person must be to need more than one napkin to drink a McFlurry. (What's a McFlurry?  Haven't been to McD's in 20+ years)

A McFlurry is vanilla soft serve mixed with your choice of bits of Oreos, Butterfinger, Reese's Peanut Butter Cup or M&M's....One of the few things at Mickey D's I actually like.
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Re: cboy4 primitive decries shortage of paper napkins
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 02:41:42 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 06, 2009, 01:55:49 PM
It's some kind of frozen custard concoction with some miscellaneous candy counter sweepings stirred into it, I believe.

McDonalds does not have any thing close to frozen custard.  :-) It's their ice milk whipped with about 100% air that they call a shake with candy toppings mixed in.


About the napkins......It's called paper cost...resturants try to train the kids not to hand you 30 cents worth of napkins with a $1 sandwhich.

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Re: cboy4 primitive decries shortage of paper napkins
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 08:22:31 PM »
It's all George Bush's fault! 
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