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DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« on: May 06, 2009, 10:27:59 AM »
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My TEABAGGER neighbor is plotting insurrection.
   
The neighbor up the street has a weekly meeting with his fellow insurrectionists. My understanding is that they are plotting armed rebellion against the government in the form of a Million Armed Man March. I thought that was sort of against the law and probably treason and certainly a violation of the multitude of dubious alien and sedition style patriot act terrorism laws. Why hasn't our government started arresting these terrorists?

Wonder what the federal laws are for false accusation


     First, if his neighbor is building a million-armed man, we're ALL doomed.  :lmao:

     Seriously, this is what they're going to resort to: anyone deemed not liberal enough is going to get a dime dropped on the hopes that Obama's goon squad is going to come pick them up and send them to Gitmo (which Obama isn't closing, by the way).


     See, when Bush* was president, this was patriotic dissent. Now it's treason.  Of course, the idiot isn't exactly SURE:

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4. I've actually considered that.
   
It did occur to me to simply take a photograph of the license plates of all his fellow travelers. Of course I have no actual information about their discussions, all my 'evidence' is highly circumstantial: the TEA sign on his lawn, the now weekly event that turns his yard into a parking lot, etc. They could be having orgies with actual teabagging for all I know. So no, I won't be reporting them to the FBI. I am just wondering how long the feds are going to allow insurrectionists to openly plot armed rebellion before somebody actually gets arrested. If these were left wing radicals, or if they were remotely muslim related, every last one of them would be in some sort of 'situation' with the feds right now.


     Why not just call it what it is, and have over with it: "Hi, is this the Federal Bureau of Getting Even For Shit That Didn't Happen for the Last Eight Years? Yeah, there's a guy on my block and I don't like him. Can you look and see if he's a Republican? If so, can you please come throw him in jail? Someone will be by within 10 minutes? That's great, thanks. Yes, he's probably armed, so you should light his house on fire first. OK, great, see you soon. Tell The Exalted One I kiss his hand."

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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 10:32:06 AM »
Million Armed Man March....my feelings are hurt....I haven't been invited.
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 10:37:12 AM »
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First, if his neighbor is building a million-armed man, we're ALL doomed. 
Especially if each hand has a gun....were screwed! :-)
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 10:40:40 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 06, 2009, 10:37:12 AM
Especially if each hand has a gun....were screwed! :-)

You thinking of the million-arm armed man.  We are keeping him under wraps until we really need him.
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 10:41:58 AM »
This is too funny for 8 years they openly called for removal and execution of * and not one was arrested. If they had been arrested they would have been screeching that * is a dictator. Now we have the dummy who freely admits he has no clue what his neighbor is doing but wants him thrown in jail anyway.  :mental:
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 10:51:30 AM »
My hearty greetings go out to the neighbor.   :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 10:52:18 AM »
So among libs, their paranoia is high when they're not in power and increases when they are.

That means more of this:   :popcorn:

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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2009, 10:59:45 AM »
Breaking News:  Local moonbat calls swat team on local Neighborhood Watch Meeting.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2009, 11:16:34 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 06, 2009, 10:59:45 AM
Breaking News:  Local moonbat calls swat team on local Neighborhood Watch Meeting.  :lmao:
It could be even worse.  They might start praying or something.  :ohnoes:
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2009, 11:23:12 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 06, 2009, 11:16:34 AM
It could be even worse.  They might start praying or something.  :ohnoes:



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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2009, 11:23:37 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 06, 2009, 10:41:58 AM
This is too funny for 8 years they openly called for removal and execution of or discribed in detail how - supposedly - to ASSASSINATE * and not one was arrested. If they had been arrested they would have been screeching that * is a dictator. Now we have the dummy who freely admits he has no clue what his neighbor is doing but wants him thrown in jail anyway.  :mental:

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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2009, 12:10:09 PM »
Quote from: Defiant1 on May 06, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
You thinking of the million-arm armed man.  We are keeping him under wraps until we really need him.

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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2009, 12:33:39 PM »
More of that libertard big tent policy, the poster formerly know as "bluebellbaby" has now officially chewed the granite.

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7. Because you haven't told on them yet!
 The gov't doesn't know everything...geeze...Even if they listen illegally to our phone conversations...

Now be a good "commrade" and go tell on them...


But An Armed March doesn't sound like insurrection...sounds like a...like...a.....march...???


And if you read the Constitution...(this is just a side note)...it doesn't say that we can't forcibly change our gov't...


Just saying....
 
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2009, 12:49:44 PM »
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4. I've actually considered that.
   
It did occur to me to simply take a photograph of the license plates of all his fellow travelers. Of course I have no actual information about their discussions, all my 'evidence' is highly circumstantial: the TEA sign on his lawn, the now weekly event that turns his yard into a parking lot, etc. They could be having orgies with actual teabagging for all I know. So no, I won't be reporting them to the FBI. I am just wondering how long the feds are going to allow insurrectionists to openly plot armed rebellion before somebody actually gets arrested. If these were left wing radicals, or if they were remotely muslim related, every last one of them would be in some sort of 'situation' with the feds right now.

I believe I see the problem. I think this DUmmie's feelings are hurt. Notice the part that I bolded. I think this is probably a "male" primitive that really does suspect an orgy "with actual teabagging" is going on. He's jealous because he wanted to be invited and act as what I guess would be called the "tea pot".
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2009, 02:12:53 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on May 06, 2009, 12:10:09 PM
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Psst, everyone.

We do have one. He's not operational yet, something to do with uniform alterations, sleeves or something, I think.
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2009, 02:34:31 PM »
I have heard a few pretty far-right reactionary people booting the idea of a "Million Armed Man March" around, the DUmmie is not actually making up that part.  It's a very stupid idea and I don't see enough people being so stupid that anything concrete ever comes of it.
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2009, 02:36:30 PM »
Actually there is a pro second amendment march in DC in the planning for 19 April 2010.
http://www.secondamendmentmarch.com/
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2009, 03:25:46 PM »
DUmmies (as well as the rest of America I assure you) would absolutely shit themselves if the gun owners of this country suddenly decided to have an armed march to Washington.  Could you even imagine 80 - 90 MILLION people showing up at the nations capital .... all carrying some type of firearm?!

The logistics would be a nightmare but it sure would be awesome to see and would really open some eyes as to whom REALLY has the power in this nation.

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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2009, 05:18:03 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 06, 2009, 03:25:46 PM
DUmmies (as well as the rest of America I assure you) would absolutely shit themselves if the gun owners of this country suddenly decided to have an armed march to Washington.  Could you even imagine 80 - 90 MILLION people showing up at the nations capital .... all carrying some type of firearm?!

The logistics would be a nightmare but it sure would be awesome to see and would really open some eyes as to whom REALLY has the power in this nation.

KC

Especially after Bam Bam ordered the military to protect him and the other traitors in DC and they joined our side! Tanks and all!
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2009, 05:48:24 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on May 06, 2009, 05:18:03 PM
Especially after Bam Bam ordered the military to protect him and the other traitors in DC and they joined our side! Tanks and all!

And that is exactly how it would play out.

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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2009, 06:43:11 PM »
I love that the Tea Party events still have them in knots.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2009, 07:51:11 PM »
It's not paranoia if they are out to get you DUmmies.
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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2009, 08:50:49 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on May 06, 2009, 02:12:53 PM



***looking around furtively***

Psst, everyone.

We do have one. He's not operational yet, something to do with uniform alterations, sleeves or something, I think.

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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2009, 03:53:46 AM »
Quote from: miskie on May 06, 2009, 06:43:11 PM
I love that the Tea Party events still have them in knots.  :lmao:

I just hope we can keep the momentum going. Obama is making SO many mistakes. Jimmy Carter was MORE popular than him at this point in his presidency. Hopefully we'll realize our collective stupidity just like we did with the peanut farmer. Carter gave us Reagan can't wait to see what Obama brings.

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Re: DUmmy wants neighbor arrested on his say-so; warns of monster attack
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 08:59:29 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on May 07, 2009, 03:53:46 AM
I just hope we can keep the momentum going. Obama is making SO many mistakes. Jimmy Carter was MORE popular than him at this point in his presidency. Hopefully we'll realize our collective stupidity just like we did with the peanut farmer. Carter gave us Reagan can't wait to see what Obama brings.

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