Census Worker Accused Of Inappropriate Questions

[thundley4]

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. -- A Johnson County woman said a man who said he was a census worker asked her some questionable questions.
Overland Park resident Kim Mertin said that when she opened her front door on Monday to find a man claiming to be a U.S. Census worker, she answered his questions.
She said he started with the expected questions -- "How many people live here?" -- but it didn't take long before the talk took a surprising turn.
Mertin said the man commented about her clothing, asked if she'd like a back rub. She said he even asked if she "was wearing pink undies."
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Mertin went inside, locked the door and called police. She also sent the Census Bureau an e-mail, assuming the man must be an impersonator.
But, it turned out the man was really employed as a Census worker.

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I guess this is just more of the change that the idiots voted for. 

[JohnnyReb]

No wonder that the BIg Zero has shifted control of the Census Bureau to the White House. Even horny old Bill Clinton didn't think of using the census department to screen millions of women for potential dates.

[Gratiot]

No wonder that the BIg Zero has shifted control of the Census Bureau to the White House. Even horny old Bill Clinton didn't think of using the census department to screen millions of women for potential dates.

While true.  I hear Bill Clinton was catatonic with despair after realizing his missed opportunity 

[Chris]

"On several occasions, he touched himself," she said.

This is just creepy.

[JohnnyReb]

This is just creepy.

No. Think like a DUmmie here. It was smart. He's building a csae against the Census Bureau. He's going to sue them for molesting himself.

[jinxmchue]

I wonder if he's one of those ACORN jackasses.

[Chris]

I wonder if he's one of those ACORN jackasses.

Probably.  I wonder if he was touching himself when he was handing out the voter registration forms.

[thundley4]

Probably.  I wonder if he was touching himself when he was handing out the voter registration forms.

And on that note.

Ever wonder how many of those $1 bills that are handled daily have been in the g-string of some stripper?

[jinxmchue]

And on that note.

Ever wonder how many of those $1 bills that are handled daily have been in the g-string of some stripper?

When I worked graveyards at a c-store almost 20 years ago, I had strippers and their bfs/managers come in all the time flashin' their cash.  I've never thought about your question before.  I think I might be retro-actively sick.

[Chris_]

And on that note.

Ever wonder how many of those $1 bills that are handled daily have been in the g-string of some stripper?

Nowadays, you gotta wonder where someone's debit card has been swiped.