I've seen an argument made that cancer will NEVER be cured as long as it is Government funding the research. Finding the cure would kill the Golden Goose.
When viewed through the same prism as one would use when examining "Global Warming" and Government funded "research", it becomes less and less difficult to believe.
Virtually everything Government touches is ultimately corrupted.
Oh, and could Arhole Sphincter be any more vile? My wife and I nearly gagged when we heard him say this.