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Offline thundley4

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Just begging to be 'shopped
« on: May 03, 2009, 02:11:50 PM »

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Re: Just begging to be 'shopped
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 02:33:10 AM »
Thank you sir, may I have another just leaps to mind

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Re: Just begging to be 'shopped
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 08:58:23 AM »
Oh no! Is that a fratenity paddle in Obama's hand?

If so......isn't that an instrument of torture?

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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: Just begging to be 'shopped
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2009, 09:28:15 AM »
Oh no! Is that a fratenity paddle in Obama's hand?

If so......isn't that an instrument of torture?

 :fuelfire:

It sure does look like it.  I  think he's practicing to use it on Biden and Pelosi.

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Re: Just begging to be 'shopped
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2009, 10:00:23 AM »
It sure does look like it.  I  think he's practicing to use it on Biden and Pelosi.

Pelosi would need a guillotine.
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Just begging to be 'shopped
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2009, 10:54:59 AM »
Pelosi would need a guillotine.

Using a guillotine on Bela Pelosi - and thus releasing all of the tension holding the skin of her face so taut - would create a shockwave that could be measured on a seismograph.
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Re: Just begging to be 'shopped
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2009, 11:29:44 AM »
Using a guillotine on Bela Pelosi - and thus releasing all of the tension holding the skin of her face so taut - would create a shockwave that could be measured on a seismograph.

Are you suggesting that Bela has had plastic surgery?  What would make you think that?