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Oh my.

The funky loo primitive, who doesn't think freerepublic.com counts:

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johnfunk (1000+ posts)      Sat May-02-09 11:59 AM
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Round 2! Vote for YOUR favorite SCOTUS nominee.

Round 1 is complete, and the top four contenders are:

Vincent Bugliosi
Rachel Maddow
Hillary Clinton
Patrick Fitzgerald

We've posted twelve more names -- some mentioned by the "chattering class," some just plain popular, some highly-unlikely-but-what-the-hey.

Go to the home page of American Politics Journal and vote for the SCOTUS nominee of your choice! Ends Monday noon...

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Joanne98  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-02-09 12:16 PM
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1. Eliot Spitzer

You know, I learned something new about the Joanne98 primitive, the one with a worthless son, the one who enthusiastically supports Yugo Chavez.  She makes, or rather, weaves, basket-tops.

Not baskets, but basket-tops.

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TahitiNut  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-02-09 12:21 PM
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2. Never underestimate the power of "name recognition."

If more folks recognized Judy Scheindlin as "Judge Judy," I suppose she'd be leading. (Sheesh, people are ****ing stupid.)

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johnfunk (1000+ posts)      Sat May-02-09 01:17 PM
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3. The irony is, Maddow did well in round one, and...

... I believe she'd actually make a terrific justice.

She's one of those television celebrities, right, this Maddow woman?

The sort that richboy playboy Pedro likes?

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Booster  (1000+ posts)      Sat May-02-09 01:22 PM
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4. Turley got my vote.

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TexasProgresive (1000+ posts)        Sat May-02-09 01:42 PM
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5. Constance Rice

Condie's smart and right-thinking (left) cousin.

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Fresh_Start  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-02-09 01:52 PM
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6. Carol Lam

US attorney fired by Bushco for not towing the party line in her job

Smarts, competence, integrity, didn't bow to political pressure, high performer.

As a bonus, female and oriental to increase diversity.

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johnfunk (1000+ posts)      Sat May-02-09 05:20 PM
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7. That would frost the Freepers!

Justice Carol Lam. That has a nice rinng to it.

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Arkana (1000+ posts)        Sat May-02-09 05:32 PM
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8. Howard the Duck

Hmmm.  Given the non-seriousness of the responses of other primitives--and the above's all of them--one suspects the other primitives on Skins's island don't take the funky loo primitive seriously.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2009, 08:10:28 AM »
Ooops.

Damn it.

I might have incorrectly identified the Joanne98 primitive as having a worthless son, but now it occurs to me I might be thinking of the the1oneon primitive.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong; the one with the son wanted by law-enforcement in many states; just got out of prison down in Texas, now in prison down over in Tennessee.

The primitives tend to look alike, so such misidentifications happen.

Sorry about that.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2009, 08:16:08 AM »
Ann Coulter.



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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2009, 08:19:57 AM »
Meaty Fingers Maddow has the intellectual depth of a 10 gallon fish tank...which would explain not only why a DUmmie would like her to be on the SCOTUS but means she'd be a perfect fit with Ginsberg and the other Liberal Black Robes that sit on that court.
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 08:33:15 AM »
Ann Coulter.



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I think that would get an immediate TS'ing on the Island.  :rotf:

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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2009, 08:38:59 AM »
Ooops.

Damn it.

I might have incorrectly identified the Joanne98 primitive as having a worthless son, but now it occurs to me I might be thinking of the the1oneon primitive.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong; the one with the son wanted by law-enforcement in many states; just got out of prison down in Texas, now in prison down over in Tennessee.

The primitives tend to look alike, so such misidentifications happen.

Sorry about that.

You were right on the first count, coach.  It is Joanne98 with the worthless miscreant bongmaster which is the fruit of her loins.

And frankly, if Madcow were even mentioned as anything other than a hack failed radio host and soon to be failed television host, the person doing the breathless promotion of her should be alerted to the fact that while she may be educated (note the difference between SMART and EDUCATED), she currently has no law degree nor has she passed the bar exam in any state.
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2009, 08:40:07 AM »
Meaty Fingers Maddow has the intellectual depth of a 10 gallon fish tank...which would explain not only why a DUmmie would like her to be on the SCOTUS but means she'd be a perfect fit with Ginsberg and the other Liberal Black Robes that sit on that court.

10 gallon fish tank?  You give her too much credit, sir.  I would have suggested the depth of a saucer, but that's just me.
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2009, 11:22:00 AM »
Wesley Crusher's Evil Twin can't even get her facts right on TV.  What makes the DUmp monkeys think she'll get them right on the bench?

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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 11:39:33 AM »
Wesley Crusher's Evil Twin can't even get her facts right on TV.  What makes the DUmp monkeys think she'll get them right on the bench?

Facts don't matter to the DUmpmonkees , feelings and their perceived sense of fairness are all that matter. 0Bama himself has pretty much said that the US Constitution is irrelevant to determining the legitimacy of laws.

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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009, 12:39:14 PM »
McKinney is in 2nd place..... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009, 12:41:39 PM »
McKinney is in 2nd place..... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Shows ya just how ****ed up the DUmp is.
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009, 12:57:30 PM »
  She makes, or rather, weaves, basket-tops.

Not baskets, but basket-tops.


Actually, they're basket bottoms. She hasn't learned how to bend things around so she can make the sides......therefore they are now....basket tops.

They can bend the laws of god and man but not basket weaving materials.
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2009, 01:13:17 PM »
Actually, they're basket bottoms. She hasn't learned how to bend things around so she can make the sides......therefore they are now....basket tops.

They can bend the laws of god and man but not basket weaving materials.

I got the impression, from the way the Joanne98 primitive was talking about it, that they're like, well, lids.

Lids go on top.

But whatever; basket tops or basket bottoms, one is intrigued by what sort of market might exist for the.  I reasonably assume one needs a basket first, before he needs a basket topper or bottomer.
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2009, 01:43:18 PM »
...she currently has no law degree nor has she passed the bar exam in any state.
Not a requirement to sit on the SCOTUS.  You or I could qualify....

Actually, you or I would make a better justice than 4/9ths of the present SCOTUS....
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2009, 01:47:01 PM »
McKinney is in 2nd place..... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I used to think there couldn't be a worse justice than R. B. Ginsberg....

I stand corrected....

McKinney's IQ is lower than a snake's belly in a ditch....
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2009, 12:56:53 AM »
I heard Billy Jeff's name tossed around on some lefty blogs. Course, I don't see him taking that kind of pay cut.......McKinney is from the great state of Ga, and we are embarassed by this fact, constantly. As for Rachel Maddow, you can watch 30 minutes of her show, (that is if you can stand the weird voices she uses), and find at least 5 outright historically twisted lies. She is a major truth bender. Frankly, I thought she was Fred Savage after a secks change the first time I saw her a few yrs ago. She is a whackadoodle. She may be highly educated, and a Rhodes Scholar, but she is as dumb as grass.
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2009, 04:19:50 AM »
I heard Billy Jeff's name tossed around on some lefty blogs. Course, I don't see him taking that kind of pay cut.......McKinney is from the great state of Ga, and we are embarassed by this fact, constantly. As for Rachel Maddow, you can watch 30 minutes of her show, (that is if you can stand the weird voices she uses), and find at least 5 outright historically twisted lies. She is a major truth bender. Frankly, I thought she was Fred Savage after a secks change the first time I saw her a few yrs ago. She is a whackadoodle. She may be highly educated, and a Rhodes Scholar, but she is as dumb as grass.

The world is full of educated idiots.
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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2009, 06:21:08 AM »
Not a requirement to sit on the SCOTUS.  You or I could qualify....

Actually, you or I would make a better justice than 4/9ths of the present SCOTUS....

Yeah, I'm guessing that someone without a law degree or serious time on the bench would be a serious contender for the Supreme Court, oh, NEVER.
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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2009, 06:24:05 AM »
I heard Billy Jeff's name tossed around on some lefty blogs. Course, I don't see him taking that kind of pay cut.......McKinney is from the great state of Ga, and we are embarassed by this fact, constantly.

And yet you still have the "Cynthia McKinney Parkway".

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Re: funky loo primitive wants Rachel Maddow for U.S. Supreme Court
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2009, 09:06:43 AM »
If I were one of The Primitives, I would be pushing for Fitzgerald. It would be prudent of them to get him away from investigating Blago and Co. ASAP, without doing it in such a way that it would appear that Obama is hampering any further investigation.

Personally, I think he will take Deval Patrick. He is everything that liberals like, and it would free up a Democrat to run in his place. Obama losing Massachusetts to a Republican would be embarrassing, and at this point that is exactly what is going to happen by a better than 2-to-1 margin.